Sprouts Jokes

What are some Sprouts jokes?

What do you call children born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts

What do you call a prostitute's children?

Brothel Sprouts

"Some foods give me sleepless nights," I told my wife.

"Like what?" she asked.

"Brussels Sprouts."

"But you don't eat Brussels Sprouts."

"No," I said, "but you do."

"Just a Head"

So there was once a child and he had a terrible, terrible birth defect where he was only a head. On his 21st Birthday, his father took him to bar to get his first drink and of course the bodiless kid was excited to get drunk for the first time. The father places his son on the bar and orders him a beer. The bartender obliges and the father feeds his son a beer. All of a sudden, A TORSO SPROUTS OUT OF HIS HEAD. The bartender, the father, and everyone in the bar is going crazy at this point. The bartender gives him another beer, ARMS sprout from the newly acquired torso! The bar is a mad house. One more beer and LEGS COME OUT OF THE TORSO! He's now dancing around using his new legs for the first time. Of course he's never used legs before, and he is a little tipsy so he accidentally stumbles outside and gets hit by a truck and dies.

The Bartender looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head."

What do you call it when a seed sprouts in Saxony?

A Germi-Nation!

It's very windy where I live.

Looks like Jesus had Brussels sprouts for his birthday.

You really have to watch out for new sprouts coming out of your potato's... they're poisonous.

Keep your eyes peeled!

What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common?

You push them to the side and keep eating

What is a hooker's favorite vegetable?

brothel sprouts

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

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