The Best 13 Sprout Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sprout jokes. There are some sprout medieval jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sprout brussels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sprout Jokes and Puns

What do you call a hooker's kid?

A brothel sprout

If a woman at a brothel accidentally gets pregnant and has a baby,

Is it a brothel sprout?

What do you call a kid from Belgium?

A Brussel sprout.

Sprout joke, What do you call a kid from Belgium?

What is green and loves going camping?

A Boy Sprout

Why are kids from the capital of Belgium always so tall?

Because people from Brussels sprout!


Why was the sprout farmer so assertive?

He was an alfalfa male.

Why didn't the trains at the station leave after the passengers boarded?

If they wanted to leave, they would have gone to the leavetion.



I apologize, it's a terrible joke. But I made it up on the spot and it caused my daughter to snort the bean sprout she was eating into her nose.

Sprout joke, Why didn't the trains at the station leave after the passengers boarded?

As a gardener nothing makes me more excited then when my plants first sprout

I guess that makes me a petalphile

What do you call a whorehouse that sells unlikeable vegetables?

A brothel sprout.

What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an erection?

A Brussels sprout,

Beauty and the beast

Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more erotic, eventually causing it to sprout an erection. A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."

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What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

What do you call a child that grew up in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sprout bloom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sprout rivet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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