sprite Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious sprite puns

I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite.

It was only when I got home that I realised I had picked 7 Up.

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I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of sprite...

... only to realise when I got home i had picked 7up.

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I bought 6 cans of Sprite from the shop today..

But when I got home I realised I'd picked 7up

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My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine…

So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she's sangria then ever…

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My brother always gets mad when I mess with his red wine

So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now he's sangria than ever...

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Went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite...

Got back to the office and realized I had picked 7 up.

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I got arrested the other day for stealing six cans of Sprite.

They didn't realise I picked 7 up.

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What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink?

Sprite.

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If you see someone drinking a Sierra Mist, punch them straight in the face...

...that's the first rule of Sprite Club.

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I went to the store to get 6 cans of sprite...

Ended up picking 7up

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What sort of elf lives in a can?

A sprite

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Why do NASA scientists drink Sprite?

Because they can't get 7-Up

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I walked into ASDA today...

I walked into ASDA today wanting to buy 6 cans of Sprite. When I got home, I realised I'd picked 7up by mistake.

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A bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke)

A man comes to the shop:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
Half an hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
An hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!

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I went to the shops to get eight cans of sprite.

But when i was walking back i realized Id only picked 7 up

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Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself

So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up

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A man was hit in the head with a can of Sprite.

He's okay, it was a soft drink.

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My beloved girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine!

This is why I added some Sprite and grapes to it and now she's sangria then ever…...!

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I went to the store to get six cans of sprite...

...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up.

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Why does NASA send their workers Sprite?

Because since the Shuttle stopped flying, they can't send 7 Up any more.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Russians Hate Coca Cola

A Russian walks into a store and demands,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca Cola."

After half an hour, the Russian returns and demands again,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca Cola."

After one hour, he comes back for a third time and says to the shopkeeper,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of ... Sprite. It seems Coca Cola makes me sick!"

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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I went to the shop today to buy a 6 pack of Sprite...

But when i got home i realised that I'd picked 7 Up

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Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite...

But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy

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My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...

When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.

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I don't drink 7 up

But I will do it out of Sprite.

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What did the detective conclude at the end of the vending machine vandalism case?

It was out of Sprite.

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Why did NASA bring Sprite to the party?

Because they couldn't get 7-up.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7 up

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I have something important to ask you

Want a Sprite Cranberry?

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The answer is clearο»Ώ

What color is Sprite Cranberry?

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Hey

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

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My wife went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite

When she got home, I realized she picked 7 up.

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What are the most funny Sprite jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Sprite? Well, here are the best Sprite dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Sprite pick up lines to share with friends.

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