Sprite Jokes
53 sprite jokes and hilarious sprite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sprite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sprite Short Jokes
Short sprite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sprite humour may include short pong jokes also.
- I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite. It was only when I got home that I realised I had picked 7 Up.
- I bought 6 cans of Sprite from the shop today.. But when I got home I realised I'd picked 7up
- My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine… So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she's sangria then ever…
- Went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite... Got back to the office and realized I had picked 7 up.
- My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store... I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
- I remember when I was a kid I could go to a store with a dollar and get two big bags of chips, a 2 liter of Sprite, 6 bags of Skittles and 6 Slim Jims. Nowadays they have cameras everywhere inside.
- So, today my boss asked me to pick up 6 cans of Sprite for a meeting. However, when I returned, I realised that I had picked 7 up instead
- I got arrested the other day for stealing six cans of Sprite. They didn't realise I picked 7 up.
- I went to the store to get six sprite It was only when I got home that I realized that I picked seven up.
- If you see someone drinking a Sierra Mist, punch them straight in the face... ...that's the first rule of Sprite Club.
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Sprite One Liners
Which sprite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sprite? I can suggest the ones about pies and pickle.
- I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite… I ended up picking 7 Up…
- What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.
- I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!
- Blundered at the supermarket earlier, went in for 6 cans of Sprite picked 7up
- What sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
- Why do NASA scientists drink Sprite? Because they can't get 7-Up
- What do you call it when you freeze sprite? Sprice.
- Why does NASA offer sprite at their conferences? Because they couldn't get 7 up
- A man was hit in the head with a can of Sprite. He's okay, it was a soft drink.
- I don't drink 7 up But I will do it out of Sprite.
- Why did NASA switch to Sprite? They were unable to get 7up
- Why did nasa order sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up
- What did the fresh Coke say to the flat Sprite? Wow, you're sodapressing.
- Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up
- Why did NASA bring Sprite to the party? Because they couldn't get 7-up.
Delightful Fun Sprite Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about sprite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sprite pranks.
I walked into ASDA today...
I walked into ASDA today wanting to buy 6 cans of Sprite. When I got home, I realised I'd picked 7up by mistake.
A bottle of v**... and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke)
A man comes to the shop:
- Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of Coca-cola.
Half an hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of Coca-cola.
An hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!
I went to the store to get six cans of sprite...
...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up.
Russians Hate Coca Cola
A Russian walks into a store and demands,
-- "Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of Coca Cola."
After half an hour, the Russian returns and demands again,
-- "Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of Coca Cola."
After one hour, he comes back for a third time and says to the shopkeeper,
-- "Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of ... Sprite. It seems Coca Cola makes me sick!"
I went to the shops to get eight cans of sprite.
But when i was walking back i realized Id only picked 7 up
Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?
Because it's soda pressing
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite...
But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy
My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...
When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.
Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself
So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up
I went to the shop today to buy a 6 pack of Sprite...
But when i got home i realised that I'd picked 7 Up
Why does NASA send their workers Sprite?
Because since the Shuttle stopped flying, they can't send 7 Up any more.
What did the detective conclude at the end of the vending machine vandalism case?
It was out of Sprite.
I'm doing a crossword, and I'm stuck on seven down. It's seven letters long and the clue is Lemonade drink, not Sprite .
Oh no wait sorry that's not seven down, that's Seven Up.
I asked my wife for one of those lemon-lime sodas...
When she brought back a Coke I said "you only did this out of Sprite."
my wife told me to pick up 6 cans of sprite at the grocery store
When I got back, I realised I picked 7-up
