The Best 44 Sprite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sprite jokes. There are some sprite margarita jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sprite nasa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sprite Jokes and Puns

I don't drink 7 up

But I will do it out of Sprite.

I walked into ASDA today...

I walked into ASDA today wanting to buy 6 cans of Sprite. When I got home, I realised I'd picked 7up by mistake.

A bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke)

A man comes to the shop:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
Half an hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
An hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!

Sprite joke, A bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke)

I went to the store to get six cans of sprite...

...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up.

Russians Hate Coca Cola

A Russian walks into a store and demands,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca Cola."

After half an hour, the Russian returns and demands again,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca Cola."

After one hour, he comes back for a third time and says to the shopkeeper,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of ... Sprite. It seems Coca Cola makes me sick!"


I went to the shops to get eight cans of sprite.

But when i was walking back i realized Id only picked 7 up

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Sprite joke, Why does NASA drink sprite?

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite...

But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy

My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...

When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.

Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself

So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up

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I went to the shop today to buy a 6 pack of Sprite...

But when i got home i realised that I'd picked 7 Up

Went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite...

Got back to the office and realized I had picked 7 up.

My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine…

So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she's sangria then ever…

Why do NASA scientists drink Sprite?

Because they can't get 7-Up

I bought 6 cans of Sprite from the shop today..

But when I got home I realised I'd picked 7up

Sprite joke, I bought 6 cans of Sprite from the shop today..

If you see someone drinking a Sierra Mist, punch them straight in the face...

...that's the first rule of Sprite Club.

What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink?

Sprite.

Why does NASA send their workers Sprite?

Because since the Shuttle stopped flying, they can't send 7 Up any more.


I got arrested the other day for stealing six cans of Sprite.

They didn't realise I picked 7 up.

I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite.

It was only when I got home that I realised I had picked 7 Up.

What sort of elf lives in a can?

A sprite

What did the detective conclude at the end of the vending machine vandalism case?

It was out of Sprite.

A man was hit in the head with a can of Sprite.

He's okay, it was a soft drink.

Why did NASA bring Sprite to the party?

Because they couldn't get 7-up.

I went to the store to buy 6 cans of sprite.

It's only when I got home I realised I picked 7-up.

My wife went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite

When she got home, I realized she picked 7 up.

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What color is Sprite Cranberry?

Hey

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

I have something important to ask you

Want a Sprite Cranberry?

Someone tried to break into my house today..

He kept yelling something about a Sprite Cranberry.

It's the thirst thirstiest time of the year!!!

Wanna sprite cranberry? Uh Huh!

Why does NASA offer sprite at their conferences?

Because they couldn't get 7 up

I went to the store to get six sprite

It was only when I got home that I realized that I picked seven up.

My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store...

I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

My wife gets really mad at me when I mess with her red wine.

I added some Sprite and oranges, and now she's sangria than ever.

Why did nasa order sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What do you call it when you freeze sprite?

Sprice.

Why did NASA switch to Sprite?

They were unable to get 7up

Blundered at the supermarket earlier, went in for 6 cans of Sprite

picked 7up

What did the fresh Coke say to the flat Sprite?

Wow, you're sodapressing.

So, today my boss asked me to pick up 6 cans of Sprite for a meeting.

However, when I returned, I realised that I had picked 7 up instead

I'm doing a crossword, and I'm stuck on seven down. It's seven letters long and the clue is Lemonade drink, not Sprite .

Oh no wait sorry that's not seven down, that's Seven Up.

I asked my wife for one of those lemon-lime sodas...

When she brought back a Coke I said "you only did this out of Sprite."

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