The Best 8 Sprinters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sprinters jokes. There are some sprinters nigor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sprinters locomotives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sprinters Jokes and Puns

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

I will see myself out.

What do sprinters eat before their run?

Nothing, they fast.

What do sprinters eat?

They don't. They fast.

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian.

I'll also see myself out.


How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

How do cannibals call sprinters?

Fast Food

Imagine how much faster Olympic sprinters could run....

If they saw their wives going through their phones at the finish line.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sprinters paratroopers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sprinters metres piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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