The Best 14 Sprinter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sprinter jokes. There are some sprinter raced jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sprinter athlete puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sprinter Jokes and Puns

Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race?

I've finally turned a corner in my career.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

I will see myself out.

What do sprinters eat before their run?

Nothing, they fast.

What do you call a handsome sprinter?


What do sprinters eat?

They don't. They fast.

What does a sprinter eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!


I just witnessed record breaking sprinter collapse out of breath...

He was inspiring

Sprinter joke, I just witnessed record breaking sprinter collapse out of breath...

I was in an interview for a job as a sprinter.

The guy said, "When can you start?"

I said, "After the sounding pistol, of course."

What do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Usain Bolt?

Master Sprinter.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did the 100m sprinter get a lead medal?

He got a Pb

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What do you say to sprinter jumping from 100 meters tall building committing suicide?

... I'm sure you gonna break your personal best.

"Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"

"Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."

What do you call the sprinter who shot his girlfriend?

Pist off.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sprinter paralympics puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sprinter sprint piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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