Sprint Jokes
36 sprint jokes and hilarious sprint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sprint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article aims to provide some fun and humour to your next sprint planning, retrospective or review meetings! Whether its quick laps or metres, here you can find some of the best sprint jokes guaranteed to make any sprinter laugh.
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Funniest Sprint Short Jokes
Short sprint jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sprint humour may include short squirt jokes also.
- If you could exterminate any race what would you pick? Personally, I'd get rid of the 800m. It's too long to be considered a sprint and not long enough to really be long distance.
- If you could get rid of any race, which would you choose? I'd pick the 400 meters, it's too long for a sprint and it's too short to be a true endurance race.
- I saw on the news that the CEOs of T-mobile and Sprint got married last weekend. Great wedding, terrible reception.
- What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
- Thought I saw my first super hero today.... He was sprinting down the street wearing a cape....
Turns out, he hadn't paid for his haircut. - If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building... ...would you die because you ran out of HP?
- I saw Usain Bolt sprinting around the track shouting, "Why did the chicken cross the road!?" It was a running joke.
- If every time I need to throw up I sprint to the toilet... ...at what point does it become a running gag?
- My sprint team complained that the hurdles were too short I told them they would get over it
- I'm gonna go ahead and make a racist comment by saying.. I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.
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Sprint One Liners
Which sprint one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sprint? I can suggest the ones about spring break and spring time.
- I just got a new personal best in the 100 metre sprint! 73 metres.
- My new record in a 100 m sprint Is 52 meters.
- If I say that marathons are superior to sprints... does that make me a racist?
- How do the French Train for War? The 100 Meter Sprint
- What runs, but never sprints? Inherited obesity
- It's okay to hate a race. I, for example, hate 100m sprint!
- Why did the turtle go to AT&T because he couldn't sprint
- Sprint should rename their company To slow jog
- That new sprint slogan Just works for me!
- What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint.
- Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
- There's no African race... Oh wait...the 100m sprint!!!
- what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint
- What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint
- When asked how a session of hill sprints went.. It has it's ups and downs..
Giggle-Inducing Sprint Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about sprint you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marathon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sprint pranks.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
I will see myself out.
What do sprinters eat before their run?
Nothing, they fast.
What do sprinters eat?
They don't. They fast.
Why doesn't Mexico perform well in the Olympics?
Because anyone who can swim, jump, climb, or sprint is already over the border.
The other night...
...I was walking home and there was this female walking in front of me. She looked behind her and then started walking faster, so I walked faster. She then looked behind her again and started to walk even faster, so I walked faster. Then she started to run so I took off running as well. She then broke out into a sprint whilst screaming at the top of her voice so I also did the same.
To this day I still don't know what we were running from but it was pretty scary.......
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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So I entered a race where we had to sprint the length of a 12 inch ruler
It was a foot race
My first time having s**... was like the olympic 100 meter sprint.
Not because it was over in 10 seconds, but because it included 8 black men and a gun.
