Sprint Jokes
36 sprint jokes and hilarious sprint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sprint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article aims to provide some fun and humour to your next sprint planning, retrospective or review meetings! Whether its quick laps or metres, here you can find some of the best sprint jokes guaranteed to make any sprinter laugh.
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Funniest Sprint Short Jokes
Short sprint jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sprint humour may include short spring break jokes also.
- If you could get rid of any race, which would you choose? I'd pick the 400 meters, it's too long for a sprint and it's too short to be a true endurance race.
- I saw on the news that the CEOs of T-mobile and Sprint got married last weekend. Great wedding, terrible reception.
- Thought I saw my first super hero today.... He was sprinting down the street wearing a cape....
Turns out, he hadn't paid for his haircut. - If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building... ...would you die because you ran out of HP?
- I saw Usain Bolt sprinting around the track shouting, "Why did the chicken cross the road!?" It was a running joke.
- If every time I need to throw up I sprint to the toilet... ...at what point does it become a running gag?
- My sprint team complained that the hurdles were too short I told them they would get over it
- Billy saw the barn was ablaze, sprinted down the street, burst into a bar room full of gunslingers and shouted "Fire! Fire!" And they did.
- So I entered a race where we had to sprint the length of a 12 inch ruler It was a foot race
- A caterer was sprinting down the hallway with a pan of scrambled eggs. My first instinct repsonse: "I hope they like their eggs runny"
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Sprint One Liners
Which sprint one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sprint? I can suggest the ones about spring time and marathon.
- I just got a new personal best in the 100 metre sprint! 73 metres.
- My new record in a 100 m sprint Is 52 meters.
- If I say that marathons are superior to sprints... does that make me a racist?
- How do the French Train for War? The 100 Meter Sprint
- What runs, but never sprints? Inherited obesity
- Why did the turtle go to AT&T because he couldn't sprint
- Sprint should rename their company To slow jog
- That new sprint slogan Just works for me!
- What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint.
- Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
- There's no African race... Oh wait...the 100m sprint!!!
- what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint
- What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint
- When asked how a session of hill sprints went.. It has it's ups and downs..
- Why couldn't Oscar Pistorius win the 100 meter sprint? He wasn't black.
Giggle-Inducing Sprint Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about sprint you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean running race jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sprint pranks.
What do sprinters eat before their run?
Nothing, they fast.
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I'm gonna go ahead and make a racist comment by saying..
I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.
Why is the company going to be called T-Mobile instead of Sprint after the merger
Because when they whipped it out, T-Mobile had the bigger stock
Chase Elliott will never win a Sprint Cup Series race.
He will win a Monster Energy Cup Series race.
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What do you say to sprinter jumping from 100 meters tall building committing s**...?
... I'm sure you gonna break your personal best.
Why did the sprinter lose the race?
He had no legs.
A man driving down a county road one day
Sees a 3 legged chicken running next to him.
He thinks to himself "I'm doing 25 mph and this chicken is keeping up!, crazy!!"
He speeds up to 50 mph and still the chicken is keeping up with him.
Up to 60 mph! The chicken is keeping up!
The chicken breaks into a sprint, gets way
ahead of him but he sees him take a hard left turn into a long drive way.
Dude turns into the country drive and an old woman is standing outside...
"I just saw a 3 legged chicken running 60mph!, he turned and came in here."
"Oh yeah, that's one of ours?!...we breed em that way, we love chicken legs"
"How do they taste?"
"I don't know, we ain't never caught one!"
Sprint claims it's network speed is within 1% of Verizon's...
Well, I just got Sprint. Joke's on me.
