Sprinkle Jokes
25 sprinkle jokes and hilarious sprinkle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sprinkle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sprinkle Short Jokes
Short sprinkle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sprinkle humour may include short drizzle jokes also.
- My 7 year old son came up with this please be kind. Why did the icecream have an umbrella?... because there were to many sprinkles!
- Quasi-modo walks up to an ice cream truck Quasi: Mr. Whippy with sprinkles please!
Vendor: Crushed nuts?
Quasi: No, bad back... - Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious.
They believe he topped himself. - I recently found an ice cream man dead, covered in sprinkles, chocolate chips and strawberry sauce. He topped himself.
- Did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? Hundreds and thousands were reported missing.
- A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles.. Police think he topped himself.
- Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power.
- How do Eskimos catch polar bears? They saw a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around the hole.
When the polar bear comes to take a pea, they kick him in the ice hole. - Doctor, doctor, "Everywhere I look, I see fried dough sprinkled with sugar & icing" Doc: "I donut believe you"
- Did you know... Did you know that if you sprinkle salt on a birds tail feathers, it can't fly?
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Sprinkle One Liners
Which sprinkle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sprinkle? I can suggest the ones about spray and spruce.
- You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
- What do you call an elephant sprinkled with pixie dust? An ELFephant!!!!!
- Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles Diets are Hard!
- What happens when you sprinkle feathers on molasses and sell it? Treacle down economics.
- If somebody sprinkles salt on a Tesla Do they get charged with assault and battery?
- Rain is pouring from the ground! Maybe I overreacted... It's just sprinkling...
- Why did the black guy have c**... sprinkled on him? The cops were out of bullets.
- A good punchline doesn't need any context t**... sprinkles
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Sprinkle Jokes
What funny jokes about sprinkle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean glitter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sprinkle pranks.
The secret to a long life
A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
The secret of long life
A young man met a cowboy who was 104, still active and in good health. He asked the old-timer what the secret was to his longevity.
The old man said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning see. If you do, you'll live to a nice, ripe old age."
So the young man did this religiously every day for the rest of his life, and sure enough, lived to the age of 100.
When he died he left behind 6 children, 10 grandchildren, 56 great-grandchildren...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister
A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who's best at his job. The test is to go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it.
After they are done the priest says, "I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkled him with holy water and next week is his First Communion."
The minister said, "I found a bear by the stream, preached God's holy word and he let me baptize him in the river."
The rabbi was bandaged from head to foot and said. "Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
A man moves into a haunted house
After several nights of ghosts keeping him awake with their moaning and moving furniture around the house he calls an exorcist. A priest eventually comes round, performs some incantations, and sprinkles holy water around. The man was grateful for the priest's help with this haunting but says that he has no money on hand to pay him. The priest says "Fret not my son, we can send you a bill. Just pay it off within the month or we'll repossess your house."
God was handing out talents one morning
To some, He gave the power to create life. The angels around Him were in awe as crops flourished and population soared. To others, he gave fine skills and artistry. His angelic entourage marveled at intricate needlework, tapestry, and sculpture.
God stooped down low and found a man waiting in the darkness, just before dawn. He gave him the power to sprinkle water on the grass as the sun rose. The angels were confused. "You gave amazing abilities to all others. Can this one really care for himself with such a small talent?"
God simply replied, "He will learn to make dew."
Obit
This printed in a Texas newspaper :
The oldest cowboy in Texas died this week at the age of 106.
On his birthday he was asked his secret to longevity and he said that for the past 50 years he has sprinkled a little gunpowder on his cereal each morning.
He left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the crematorium.
When I was Young
I once caught my grandfather sprinkling gunpowder onto his grits one Sunday morning. I asked him why he would do that.
He explained, "Kid, my father did this, and his father did this. If you do this as well, every day, it'll help keep you hale and hearty well into your golden years."
It must be true, since when he died last year, he was 97, and left thirteen children, twenty-seven grandchildren, twelve great grandchildren, four great great grand children, and a fifteen foot deep crater where the crematorium used to be.
A man bought himself an expensive new car
He was a superstitious fellow and wanted to keep anything bad from happening, so he invited a priest, an imam and a rabbi over to bless the vehicle.
First, the priest sprinkled holy water on the hood.
Next, the imam led everyone in a prayer to the vehicles' greatness.
Then finally, the rabbi sang a song & cut off the end of the tailpipe.
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How to catch an elephant
Dig a big hole
Fill it with ashes
Sprinkle peas on top
When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.
I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom.
I sprinkled some more over the bed.
I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end table.
I heard the door open and her walking up the stairs, I wanted this to be the most romantic evening she's ever had, I was slightly nervous.
Now all I need is the perfect line to introduce myself.
So j made a joke up
A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.
For Christs steak Micheal.
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How to catch a polar bear
First, you dig a hole in the ice,
then you sprinkle peas around the hole
When a polar bear bends down to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!
I told my dad that I wanted to become a man. So he made me lie down on the ground, then he sprinkled grass and seeds on my pecs.
I said, "Why are you doing this?"
He said, "It will put hares on your chest."
