The Best 11 Spring Summer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spring Summer jokes. There are some spring summer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spring summer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spring Summer Jokes and Puns

How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

By their seasoning.

What's the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?

Seasoning

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"

Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"

Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"

Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

Everyone seems to think my jokes about spring, summer, and fall are awful.

Oh well. I guess they can't all be winters.

Why is spring water always freezing cold?

Because if it were any warmer, it'd be summer water.


Why do blondes give more head in spring?

They've heard that one swallow doesn't make a summer.

Spring, winter, summer, or autumn? the best seasons for chefs are..

Salt and Pepper

I have seasonal depression

I'm depressed in the spring, summer, fall and winter

How did the trees tell the misbehaving saplings to get out of the grove before summer?

They just said they had to leave by spring.

Why do all 6 year olds know first hand about climate change?

every kindergarten has drawings of Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

You can explore spring summer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spring summer dad jokes. There are also spring summer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spring summer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spring summer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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