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Spring Break Jokes

36 spring break jokes and hilarious spring break puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spring break that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Spring Break Short Jokes

Short spring break jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spring break humour may include short summer break jokes also.

  1. Why did the bird take a break from singing on the first day of spring? It needed some beak-ause!
  2. What's the best part about clown college spring break? Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car
  3. Why did the sun break up with the winter and start dating the spring equinox? Because it was tired of its cold attitude and wanted someone who could really 'light' up its life!
  4. Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex... It really thins out the congestion.

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Spring Break One Liners

Which spring break one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spring break? I can suggest the ones about spring time and spring season.

  1. I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break
  2. What do most people look forward to but most mattresses fear? Spring Break
  3. What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break.
  4. What time of the year do big girls jump on trampolines?? Spring break..
  5. Why wasn't the robot at school for a week? He had a spring break
  6. Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring.
  7. What do you call a Calvinist who makes reservations for spring break? predestined
  8. No.1 Spring break destination DMV office
  9. Why wasn't the robot working? It had a spring break.
  10. Why isn't my mattress working right now? Spring break.
  11. My mattress isn't working Spring break.
  12. Where do neckbeards go on Spring Break? M'iami.
  13. Where do bros go for spring break? Gainzville.
  14. What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break.
    BA DUM
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Comical & Quirky Spring Break Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about spring break you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fall break jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spring break pranks.

4 college students are having a great time on spring break.

So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. One of the students calls his professor, and says "prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. We won't be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back".
The prof says "no problem. Your safety comes first. Do what you need to, and when you get back the four of you can write the exam at that point".
So the students live it up for another week. Drinking. Partying. Etcetera.
When they get back to school a week later, the prof welcomes them, sits them each in different rooms, and hands them the exam.
When they turn the page over to start writing, they find their exams have only one question: "which tire?"

Two blondes are driving to Miami for spring break

On a long boring stretch of highway they start complaining about how long it's taking to get there and the driver asks "What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?" The passenger replies "Oh my God, you give blondes such a bad name. I can't believe how s**... you are, you can't even see Florida from here!"

On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month

How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!

Your last spring break?

Three students are sitting in an apartment.
One of them asks: "Where did you spend your last spring break?"
Another replies: "I was in Monaco, partying with the biggest hotties in the world.".
The first one then tells him: "I was gambling in Las Vegas, and I won over 5 million bucks.".
The third student then replies: "And I was in the same s**... as both of you, but I didn't smoke that stuff!".

A Man and is Wife are Expecting a Baby.

He finally gets the call while at work and starts driving to the hospital. As he gets closer, he gets more and more anxious, thinking about the baby, his wife, whether it's a boy or a girl, etc. But as he's driving he hits a curb. The car's springs break, jutting through the floor and impaling him through the legs with twisted steel and aluminum. He can tell he's losing a lot of blood, so he calls his wife and tells her what's going on. She hangs up and says to the nurse, "my husband is so sweet, he just called me to say 'the suspension is killing me!'"