The Best 17 Spring Break Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spring Break jokes. There are some spring break shatters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spring break broken puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spring Break Jokes and Puns

4 college students are having a great time on spring break.

So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. One of the students calls his professor, and says "prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. We won't be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back".

The prof says "no problem. Your safety comes first. Do what you need to, and when you get back the four of you can write the exam at that point".

So the students live it up for another week. Drinking. Partying. Etcetera.

When they get back to school a week later, the prof welcomes them, sits them each in different rooms, and hands them the exam.

When they turn the page over to start writing, they find their exams have only one question: "which tire?"

What's the best part about clown college spring break?

Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car

Two blondes are driving to Miami for spring break

On a long boring stretch of highway they start complaining about how long it's taking to get there and the driver asks "What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?" The passenger replies "Oh my God, you give blondes such a bad name. I can't believe how stupid you are, you can't even see Florida from here!"

What do most people look forward to but most mattresses fear?

Spring Break

I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break


On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month

How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!

Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex...

It really thins out the congestion.

Your last spring break?

Three students are sitting in an apartment.

One of them asks: "Where did you spend your last spring break?"

Another replies: "I was in Monaco, partying with the biggest hotties in the world.".

The first one then tells him: "I was gambling in Las Vegas, and I won over 5 million bucks.".

The third student then replies: "And I was in the same shithole as both of you, but I didn't smoke that stuff!".

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What time of the year do big girls jump on trampolines??

Spring break..

Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break

First , you need spring.

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Why wasn't the robot at school for a week?

He had a spring break

What do you call a Calvinist who makes reservations for spring break?

predestined

No.1 Spring break destination

DMV office

Why wasn't the robot working?

It had a spring break.

Why isn't my mattress working right now?

Spring break.

My mattress isn't working

Spring break.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spring break leaf litter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spring break autumn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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