Spring Break Jokes
34 spring break jokes and hilarious spring break puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spring break that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Spring Break Short Jokes
Short spring break jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spring break humour may include short summer break jokes also.
- Why did the bird take a break from singing on the first day of spring? It needed some beak-ause!
- What's the best part about clown college spring break? Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car
- Why did the sun break up with the winter and start dating the spring equinox? Because it was tired of its cold attitude and wanted someone who could really 'light' up its life!
- Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex... It really thins out the congestion.
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Spring Break One Liners
Which spring break one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spring break? I can suggest the ones about spring time and spring season.
- I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break
- What do most people look forward to but most mattresses fear? Spring Break
- What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break.
- What time of the year do big girls jump on trampolines?? Spring break..
- Why wasn't the robot at school for a week? He had a spring break
- Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring.
- What do you call a Calvinist who makes reservations for spring break? predestined
- No.1 Spring break destination DMV office
- Why isn't my mattress working right now? Spring break.
- Where do bros go for spring break? Gainzville.
- What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break.
BA DUM
TISS - Where do neckbeards go on Spring Break? M'iami.
Comical & Quirky Spring Break Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about spring break you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fall break jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spring break pranks.
4 college students are having a great time on spring break.
So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. One of the students calls his professor, and says "prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. We won't be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back".
The prof says "no problem. Your safety comes first. Do what you need to, and when you get back the four of you can write the exam at that point".
So the students live it up for another week. Drinking. Partying. Etcetera.
When they get back to school a week later, the prof welcomes them, sits them each in different rooms, and hands them the exam.
When they turn the page over to start writing, they find their exams have only one question: "which tire?"
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Two blondes are driving to Miami for spring break
On a long boring stretch of highway they start complaining about how long it's taking to get there and the driver asks "What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?" The passenger replies "Oh my God, you give blondes such a bad name. I can't believe how s**... you are, you can't even see Florida from here!"
On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month
How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!
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Your last spring break?
Three students are sitting in an apartment.
One of them asks: "Where did you spend your last spring break?"
Another replies: "I was in Monaco, partying with the biggest hotties in the world.".
The first one then tells him: "I was gambling in Las Vegas, and I won over 5 million bucks.".
The third student then replies: "And I was in the same s**... as both of you, but I didn't smoke that stuff!".
A third grade teacher addresses her class
..."alright class" she says, "before I let you go for spring break I want to remind you that I'm getting married this weekend and I'm no longer going to be Ms. Stevens I'm going to be Mrs. Prussy"
She writes M R S. P R U S S Y in big cursive letters on the blackboard and says "whomever remembers my new name when we come back from break gets a gold star for the day"
The ten days comes and goes and she's standing in front of her class early Monday morning and says"good morning class, I hope you all remembered that I got married over the break and my name isn't Ms. Stevens any more it's Mrs" And she writes M R S on the blackboard, turns around to a sea of blank faces.
Then one hand shoots up in the back
"oh! oh! Mrs. Crunt"
Benefits of hairspray, who knew?
A young guy was driving down the road. He had been fired earlier that day, and his girlfriend had broken up with him just the day prior. While thinking of his predicament the young driver doesn't see the young rabbit in the road, and sadly hits the poor animal.
The young driver pulls over rushes to check on the animal. When the young guy finds the poor dead thing on the side of the road he finally breaks down, and starts to bawl.
A female driver sees this scene, and pulls over to help this hysterical man. She approaches and asks if she can help, but the only thing the man can do is just cry. The woman stops, thinks, and then goes back to her car.
She comes back with a can, and sprays the dead rabbit. Suddenly the rabbit springs to life! It hops away about ten feet then turns and waves. The rabbit keeps on doing this. Hopping about ten feet, then it would turn, and wave.
The male driver can't believe it. He looks over and reads the can. HAIRSPRAY: Revitalize dead hair and add wave!