The Best 19 Spree Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spree jokes. There are some spree crime jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spree massacre puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spree Jokes and Puns

Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree

He's wanted dead and alive

There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that's on a killing spree?

They're saying he's a small medium at large.

Spree joke, Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that's on a killing spree?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

"I freed the what?"

I bought A LOT of classical music yesterday...

...I went on a Chopin spree!


2 Original depressed baker jokes

Did you hear about the depressed baker who threw himself into his own oven?
Colleagues said it was a final act of self-loafing.

Did you hear about the depressed baker who went on a killing spree?
Witnesses said he came out all buns glazing.

What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin?

A killing Spree.

Spree joke, What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin?

Did you hear about the train driver who went on a murder spree?

Yeah, he had locomotives

The Two Drunkards

Two drunkards are from their usual drinking spree on their way home when they spot a mango fruit up the tree, they start tossing stones at the fruit to fell it, after what seems like a life time missing the target, one says to the other, ''Maybe it is not even ripe, let me scale up the tree and take a closer look" the other agrees.

He tediously scales up the tree and gently squeezes the fruit to feel if it is ripe, he comes down joyfully to his friend and say "yeap, the fruit is damn ripe, let's get it".

And they continue tossing the stones to the fruit

What do they call shrimp killing a bunch of other shrimp?

A krilling spree!

So, Mr Lincoln, what do you have to say about your drunken spree?

Well, four shots and seven beers ago...

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Did you hear about the guy at the gun store who got fired?

He went ballistic.

Did you hear about the apartment building that got blown up? There were roomers everywhere.

Bob: Do you know why my pool exploded?
Joe: Na.

Did you hear about the power plant employee that went on a shooting spree? People say he went melted down and went nuclear.

What did the Nordic man do when he first logged onto Facebook?

He went on a liking spree.

Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree?

Authorities believe it had a loco motive.

Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree?

He had loco motives.

Spree joke, Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree?

If crime was made legal for one day

I would go on a jaywalking spree

What's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp?

A krilling spree

What do you call the number two when it goes on a killing spree?

A lethal dos.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spree binge jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spree booths piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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