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5 sprained jokes and hilarious sprained puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sprained that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you ready to laugh it up? This article explores the lighter side of sprains and strains, with a collection of jokes about sprained ankles, wrists, feet, patellas, groins and knees. Whether you're an injured athlete or a medical professional, these humorous quips are sure to put a smile on your face.

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Sprained Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good sprained joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A husband asks his wife...

Husband: Darling, if I lost my vision would you be my eyes?
Wife: Honey, of course I would.
Husband: If I lost my hearing would you be my ears?
Wife: Absolutely sweetheart.
Husband: If I lost my legs would you push me around in a wheelchair?
Wife: You don't need to ask. Why all the questions?
Husband: I just sprained my wrist...

A husband tells his wife about the car c**... he got into...

Husband: Hey, I got in a car c**... today. I got hurt real bad, I broke my arm and fractured my wrist. I also sprained my ankle and the car nearly exploded! Luckily Lucy pulled me out of the car just before it exploded. I spent a couple days in hospital but I'm fine now.
Wife: Who's Lucy?

Miraculously, Martha survived a fall from a window of a 45-story building.

She sprained her foot, but otherwise she was okay. It helped that the particular window she fell from was on the first floor.

A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop..

He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory.
She says; "Crushed nuts?"
He says; "No, a sprained ankle"

Do you have any bruises, sprains, strains, or broken bones?

No? Good! Now that we've gotten four maladies out of the way, how the heck are ya?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sprained can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sprained puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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