Spotlight Jokes
26 spotlight jokes and hilarious spotlight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spotlight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spotlight Short Jokes
Short spotlight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spotlight humour may include short spots jokes also.
- What did the trombone say to the accordion? “Stop hogging the spotlight, this isn’t just a one-man polka show!”
- Why do accordionists make terrible bandmates? They always try to squeeze into the spotlight.
- Why did the beginner accordionist refuse to play at the campfire? He was afraid of getting squeezed out of the spotlight.
- A thief walked into a theatre He stole the spotlight
(I saw this joke on plague inc and wanted to share it with you guys) - There was a thief that went to a theater to steal an expensive prop... But what he really stole was the spotlight.
- Did you guys hear about the thief that broke into the theatre? Apparently he stole the spotlight
- I have a photograph of me and the lead singer of REM .... That's me in the corner and that's him in the spotlight.
- Question about storytelling. If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?
- An aspiring actor turned thief has broken into Sydney Opera House. Sources say he stole the spotlight.
- Why did Trump hold a Presidential Address tonight? He couldn't stand the Sun trying to take away the spotlight of of him today.
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Spotlight One Liners
Which spotlight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spotlight? I can suggest the ones about flashlight and sunshine.
- A thief entered a theatre... He stole the spotlight
- Aspiring thief breaks into theater... Steals spotlight.
- Aspiring thief enters theater Steals spotlight
- What's a Dalmatian's favorite lighting fixture? A spot-light!
- Did hear about the thief that decided to raid the theatre? He sure stole the spotlight.
- Did you hear about the thief that went to the theatre? He stole the spotlight
- What does a Dalmatian eat, breathe, and sleep for? The spotlight!
- A thief entered a theater to make her debut. She really stole the spotlight.
- An aspiring thief broke into a theater. He stole the spotlight.
- What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights? Drive faster.
- Did you hear about the thief who performed ar his local theatre? He stole the spotlight
- An aspiring thief started doing thatre... He stole the spotlight.
Comedy Spotlight Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about spotlight you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big spot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spotlight pranks.
An old actor has trouble getting work due to failing memory...
After contacting many people that he worked with in the past , he is finally able to land a job in a popular new Broadway play. The director tells him its only one line at the beginning of the play, but it is a very important line. It sets the mood for the rest of the play. It is ESSENTIAL he nails the line. The old actor emphasizes that he will nail it. The director reluctantly agrees and proceeds to tell him his role. You will take a beautiful rose, bring it to your nose and take a deep breath and say the following line: *Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress…* That's it. Do not screw this up! The old actor thanks him 10 times over and proceeds to practice for the next 2 weeks nonstop.
Opening night comes. It's a sold out theater. He takes to the stage, spotlight on him. He raises his hand, takes a deep breath and says the line perfectly * Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress… * Just after the line is delivered the auditorium burst into laughter. He walks off the stage distraught. I don't get it. I nailed the line perfectly. What happened? The director looks at him and yells YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT THE FLOWER!
Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser
Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser for the upcoming election. Worn out from being in the spotlight, he propositions a h**... and heads to a hotel room. Once inside, they rip their clothes off and start making out. She throws him on the bed and seductively asks "Do you enjoy felacio?" He looks at her with a blank face:
"Man, can't anyone cut me a break?"
