Spotless Jokes
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I went to the pet store to buy a Dalmatian, but they didn't have any.
Their janitor keeps the store spotless.
I Just Started My Job as a Minister's Assistant
My local church just hired me to assist the minister, and so far the job is going very well. The only real challenge is that he's very particular about the display towards the front of the sanctuary. He insists that it be kept spotless at all times, decorated with the freshest flowers, and have every detail placed perfectly on it. After a few weeks of this, I decided to ask him about it.
"Excuse me, Pastor" I asked. "Why are you so fixated on the front display?"
"Oh, that" he replied. "It's just my altar ego."
I'm OCD about cleaning up.
There's never any dirty dishes in the sink, the floors are spotless, all the surfaces are wiped down. I even do this if I'm visiting somewhere. If I see a fingerprint or a footprint I just have to take care of it. It makes me a GREAT roommate... but a TERRIBLE crime scene investigator.
My mom said that she wants the house Spotless
So I threw the Dalmatian through the window.
My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash.
Now he's spotless.
I bought a used Mercedes last week...
... and I'm really happy with everything about it, except that the windshield wipers always seem to leave streaks on the driver's side while the passenger side is spotless. I tried replacing the blades, but that didn't work. So I called the guy I bought it from to see if he had any advice, and all he said was "I noticed that too. I guess the glass is always cleaner on the other side of the Benz."
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, the floors are gleaming white. It's so sanitary the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach, frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
Why don't Dalmatians like to take baths?
Because they don't like to be spotless.
I told my son with acne that he had to leave the house immediately.
"Why?" he asked, dumbfounded.
"Your mother just phoned to say that we could have s**... if the house is spotless."
How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean?
He uses Comet.
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