The Best 15 Spotless Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spotless jokes. There are some spotless cleanest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spotless peloton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spotless Jokes and Puns

I went to the pet store to buy a Dalmatian, but they didn't have any.

Their janitor keeps the store spotless.

I Just Started My Job as a Minister's Assistant

My local church just hired me to assist the minister, and so far the job is going very well. The only real challenge is that he's very particular about the display towards the front of the sanctuary. He insists that it be kept spotless at all times, decorated with the freshest flowers, and have every detail placed perfectly on it. After a few weeks of this, I decided to ask him about it.

"Excuse me, Pastor" I asked. "Why are you so fixated on the front display?"

"Oh, that" he replied. "It's just my altar ego."

My mom said that she wants the house Spotless

So I threw the Dalmatian through the window.

Spotless joke, My mom said that she wants the house Spotless

My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash.

Now he's spotless.

I bought a used Mercedes last week...

... and I'm really happy with everything about it, except that the windshield wipers always seem to leave streaks on the driver's side while the passenger side is spotless. I tried replacing the blades, but that didn't work. So I called the guy I bought it from to see if he had any advice, and all he said was "I noticed that too. I guess the glass is always cleaner on the other side of the Benz."

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, the floors are gleaming white. It's so sanitary the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach, frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

I told my son with acne that he had to leave the house immediately.

"Why?" he asked, dumbfounded.

"Your mother just phoned to say that we could have sex if the house is spotless."

Spotless joke, I told my son with acne that he had to leave the house immediately.

How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean?

He uses Comet.

They said to leave the house Spotless...

So I sold the dog.

Two roaches

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.""Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

I've always been terrible at Karate, so my Sensei told me "Wax on, Wax off."

I'm now in burning pain, but my chest is *spotless.*

What does this have to do with Karate?

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The vacuum salesman is patrolling the streets for another house to sell to.

He finds a good looking house and knocks on the door.

"Hello?" A lady replies.

He goes inside, dumps a bag of cowdung on the ground and says, "Ma'am, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't leave the floor spotless, I'll eat it!"

"Ye want some ketchup with that?"

"What do you mean?" asks the salesman.

"We just moved in and we got no electricity."


"Would you like to buy my dog?" Mick : "What kind is it?" Paddy: "It's a Dalmatian." Mick : "Is it clean?" Paddy: "Spotless."

What do all the Rainforest Animals say when the Jaguar finishes their shower?

They can't say anything, as the Jaguar is totally spotless.

My house is spotless.

Everytime I take my dog outside for a walk. His name is spot.

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