The Best 23 Spotify Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spotify jokes. There are some spotify ipod jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spotify ascii puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spotify Jokes and Puns

XXXTentacion just beat Taylor Swift's Spotify streaming record

Even in the afterlife, XXX is still beating women

I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries

I call it my trail mix.

Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify.

If she wanted to kill Spotify she should've done it when it was still in its infancy

Spotify joke, Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify.

Did you hear that Taylor is pulling her music from Spotify in Russia?

They're cutting off Russia from SWIFT.

What does a fur trader listen to on Spotify?

Trap music.

Tried to play Don't Let it Bring You Down on Spotify

And was let down.

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis



































Spotify joke, Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

Cardi B's search on Spotify jumped by 750%

After Spotify introduced the 'Don't play this artist' option.

Skydiving without a parachute...

Is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

I heard this on a spotify ad and it cracked me up. I thought I'd share it.:)

I made a jam bands playlist on Spotify

It's 16 hours long and only has 5 songs on it

How not to forget your girlfriend's birthday gift. Ever.

BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!

GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?

BF: No, it's for your birthday every year!

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so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content

when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....

Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album.

It will be about her split with Spotify.

The guy who stole the spotify gift cards got caught

He got 6 months.

A black woman claimed that I was stealing her culture when she heard me listening to rap music on Spotify.

I told her that's impossible because I pay $10 a month for it.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?


Spotify joke, Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

If your pee was an artist on Spotify

How many streams do you think it would have?

I was using Spotify and they have this killer punch line:


you just discovered a premium feature. Pay to see more!

Spotify won't let me listen to any Hungarian composers for some reason

I feel so lisztless

I made a crossover playlist on Spotify to celebrate July 1st.

It's called Draking Back Sunday

What is the most annoying sound?


My friend told me that Hillary has ads on Spotify.

And I said:

"Well, I guess that makes sense. Anything she could do to up her chances. I mean, she *is* dying to become President."

What did Tidal music say to Spotify?

Nothing, it just waved and flopped

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spotify playlist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spotify duplicate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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