Sportsman Jokes
5 sportsman jokes and hilarious sportsman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sportsman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is all about making your fellow sportsman or athlete laugh. Get ready to chuckle at these funny sportsman jokes. From zikachu to ibuprofen, everyone will be cracking up at these quintessential jokes for making a sportsman’s dinner unforgettable.
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Hilarious Sportsman Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What is a good sportsman joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I met an older woman in a bar last night...
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter t**...,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.
We went back to her place. We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom...you still awake?'
What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?
I'm game.
Sarah Palin is getting a new outdoor TV show on the Sportsman Channel.
The first show will feature her in a river deciding to row vs. wade.
Sick sportsman
You are having extreme fever, it's 39,9oC, - says a doctor to a patient, a sportsman.
The sportsman asks painfully: Doc, what's the world record for it?
I'm a true sportsman...
I have a tennis elbow,
A golfer's shoulder,
And athlete's feet.
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