The Best 24 Sports Teams Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sports Teams jokes. There are some sports teams jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sports teams puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sports Teams Jokes and Puns

I saw a billboard the other day for a sports team called the Chicago Fire.

it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.

it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

What is Donald Trump's favorite sports team?

The Dodgers

So the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you", the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first experience ennui?

What is your ex-wife's newest last name?

What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?

What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?

What was the middle name of your first rebound?

On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?

When did you stop trying?


What is Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team

The new york jets

What does George Lucas look for when rating a university's sports program?

He makes sure there are two D2 teams.

How do alien sport teams get to the game?

In the sportsmanship.

A minister and his friend in the congregation were fans of rival sports teams.

When they were due to play each other, the two made a gentleman's agreement not to pray for their team.

The minister's team ended up losing quite badly, and he decided to tease his friend about it from the pulpit on Sunday.

"My friends, you know that Doug and I back different teams. We said we wouldn't pray for our team to win, but obviously, Doug cheated," he grinned at his friend and the congregation chuckled.

"Preacher, I didn't do that," Doug shot back. "I just asked God to let the best team win!"

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

What's Kim Jong Un's favourite sport team?

Houston Rockets ...

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What do you call an amateur sports team made up entirely of poets?

semi-prose

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Sports Teams should be named for what their city is famous for

For example: Dallas is known for cowboys, San Francisco was the place for the miners, 49ers, to bring their gold and claims, Islignton was famous as being home of the Artillery Regiment, thus "Arsenal," Milwauke HAD brewing.

Washington should change their name to "Senators," and Cleveland could become the "Steamers."

The only sport a womens team can beat a mens team in, is curling.

They have a huge advantage when it comes to sweeping.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What position on the sports team does the benched player play?

Left... out.

Ever since I was young, I always used to run away from my problems

It was no surprise when I got accepted to my college's track and field sports team

Cleveland sports teams don't have websites...

Because they can't string three W's together.


What do you call Christmas night when your favorite sports team finally wins?

The First No L

How can you tell if someone is about to criticize a sports team or criticize you?

By how they pronounce "No offense"

A question asked to the Olympic boxing team regarding the dangers of their sport.

10% responded that boxing is dangerous to health, the remaining 90% did not understand the question.

Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

Q: What sports team is the least safe around children?

A: The Nashville Predators.

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