The Best 20 Sporting Event Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sporting Event jokes. There are some sporting event jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sporting event puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sporting Event Jokes and Puns

I suck at sports events

It's a good way to make a quick buck.

So the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.


He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.


Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.


"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you", the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

Why is it so hard to watch a sporting event at Warsaw Stadium?

Because no matter what seat you're in, you're sitting behind a Pole.

What do you call a average potato that narrates sporting events?

A common-tater

With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

It's significantly harder for athletes to perform in todays temperatures

I've read in the newspaper that the Government has forbidden fans at sport events

Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?

Because he never likes the steakes.

Someone at a sports event says In all of my years as a spud, I have never seen a play as amazing as that one . Who was that someone?

The common tater

What's a communists favourite sporting event?

Commonwealth Games

The Japanese aren't the only ones to clean up after a sporting event.

The Warriors, for example, just swept the Cavs.

Electrons treat their religion like a sporting event

Every time they hold mass, they do the wave

You can explore sporting event reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sporting event dad jokes. There are also sporting event puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I don't care about Euro2016

I don't care about Euro2016, because last time I cared about big sport event Voldemort returned and Cedric Diggory died

What does a priest bring to a sporting event?


What is the most watched sporting event at the Vatican?

Little league World Series

They should spray Windex on spectators at sporting events

Doesn't stop them being rowdy but it will stop them streaking

What is a melodramatic person's favorite sport event?

The Hyperbole

Why do they only show cute skinny women on tv sporting events?

Because they don't have any wide angle lens.

2020 Mens Olympics New Sport

They should add edging into the men's olympics in 2020. It would be the only event in which you'd actually want to come last.

I've always wanted a job estimating crowd sizes in sporting events.

I wonder how many people are in that field.

Did you hear they banned fans from doing "

The Wave" at all sports events? Too many blondes were drowning.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sporting event jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sporting event piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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