Following is our collection of Sport jokes which are very funny. There are some sport football jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sport baseballs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
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What's a Mexicans least favorite sport?
Fencing
Upon entering their home he promtly asks her, "hey honey, do you want to play the rape game tonight?", a flat and unenthusiastic "no" is her response, to which he replies excitedly "good sport"
Cross-country.
Twelve women, three periods each.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was Well, I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step .
Tennish
Body building.
Wom
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Cross-country
It has three periods.
Cross-country
Baseball; he's a pitcher.
Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
Because it's a contact sport.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
It's a game the whole family can enjoy!
**Feminist:** Why isn't the doctor a woman? Does it have to be a man? You know women can be doctors too!
**Me:** Okay, this FEMALE doctor orders a beer-
**Feminist:** Why is she drinking a beer in a bar? She's obviously an intelligent woman for being a doctor, why would she subject herself to such a male environment?
**Me:** Okay, she's not in a bar, she's um, at a… baseball game, and she orders a beer from one of the stands-
**Feminist:** Why would a strong independent intelligent woman doctor be supporting a male dominated sport?!!!!!! That's so oppressive! The men will look at her so demeaningly with no respect for what she has achieved!
**Me:** … Okay fine, I just won't tell the joke then.
**Feminist:** If you seriously can't tell a joke without being sexist then you're not actually funny at all. I bet the original male doctor was White too, you racist.
He's a good sport really.
Because it is a contact sport!
Cross country
Because its a no contact sport.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
It's golf.
The whole sport is going down hill fast
I was thinking about competitive eating.
I ~~sometimes~~ occasionally disagree with my wife.
Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving
It's golf.
Cross country
That sport is going downhill fast.
Parah Salin.
I'd compete in it later.
*fly* fishing!
I'd probably be pretty rubbish at that too.
Discus
Soccer...
Or as they call it in Japan... Futaball.
Women jump to them every day.
Because it's the one time every four years I can yell, sweep harder at a woman, and no one thinks it's because I'm a sexist pig.
Molagball
Doing your homework while your teacher is collecting it.
I'd be world champignon.
I would probably get bronze.
It's more of a contacts sport
NASCAR
Cross country!
I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
It was *Ellen* or rugby.
is drag racing the sport of queens?
I would've placed 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the winners' stairs
You don't know what you're missing.
Sokka
then skydiving is *probably* not the sport for you
I would find a way to lose.
A cop was waiting in a speed trap on the interstate when a guy in a sport car came racing by him at over a 100 mph. The cop immediately pulls out behind the speedster and turns on his lights. The guy pulls over and the cop walks over to the window. The cop looks at the guy smiling and says I've been waiting for someone like you all day. The guy responses well I came as fast as I could.
Dodgeball
It was a lamb-bikini.
Crossfit
Rugpee
(Thanks to my corny dad for this one)
He examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it, so he asks, "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, she growls, "How on earth you could ask such a question!? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."
I got hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room. It was a difficult job because I'm not a fan.
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