The Best 63 Sport Jokes

Following is our collection of Sport jokes which are very funny. There are some sport football jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sport baseballs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?

A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does NASCAR stand for?



What's a Mexicans least favorite sport?


A man comes home to his wife...

Upon entering their home he promtly asks her, "hey honey, do you want to play the rape game tonight?", a flat and unenthusiastic "no" is her response, to which he replies excitedly "good sport"

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?


Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport...

Twelve women, three periods each.

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was Well, I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step .

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?


What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport?

Body building.

What sport do you play with a wombat?


Top Sport Puns and Funny Jokes

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What's Mexico's national sport?


Why is hockey the bloodiest sport?

It has three periods.

What is Mexico's favorite sport?


What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball; he's a pitcher.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Why don't NFL players wear glasses?

Because it's a contact sport.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex?

It's a game the whole family can enjoy!

So this doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer...

**Feminist:** Why isn't the doctor a woman? Does it have to be a man? You know women can be doctors too!

**Me:** Okay, this FEMALE doctor orders a beer-

**Feminist:** Why is she drinking a beer in a bar? She's obviously an intelligent woman for being a doctor, why would she subject herself to such a male environment?

**Me:** Okay, she's not in a bar, she's um, at a… baseball game, and she orders a beer from one of the stands-

**Feminist:** Why would a strong independent intelligent woman doctor be supporting a male dominated sport?!!!!!! That's so oppressive! The men will look at her so demeaningly with no respect for what she has achieved!

**Me:** … Okay fine, I just won't tell the joke then.

**Feminist:** If you seriously can't tell a joke without being sexist then you're not actually funny at all. I bet the original male doctor was White too, you racist.

I named my son "Tennis" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it.

He's a good sport really.

Why don't any American football players wear glasses?

Because it is a contact sport!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

I had to use my glasses when playing tennis.

Because its a no contact sport.

Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

There is only one sport in which I can get a high score.

It's golf.

Don't invest in skiing companies

The whole sport is going down hill fast

To get in shape, I need to pick up a sport as a hobby...

I was thinking about competitive eating.

I play the world's most dangerous sport.

I ~~sometimes~~ occasionally disagree with my wife.

Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'

Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving

My favourite sport starts with a "T".

It's golf.

What is a Mexicans favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Don't ever invest in snowboarding.

That sport is going downhill fast.

What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport?

Parah Salin.

If procrastination were an olympic sport

I'd compete in it later.

What's a pelican's favorite sport?

*fly* fishing!

If self-depreciation was a sport...

I'd probably be pretty rubbish at that too.

Can throwing a round heavy object as far as you can be classed as a sport??


What's a sexually confused weebs favourite sport?


Or as they call it in Japan... Futaball.

There should be a female only sport in the Olympics called Conclusions.

Women jump to them every day.

My favorite winter Olympic sport is women's curling...

Because it's the one time every four years I can yell, sweep harder at a woman, and no one thinks it's because I'm a sexist pig.

What's the most popular sport in Tamriel?


What is an extreme sport?

Doing your homework while your teacher is collecting it.

If getting ordinary words confused with types of mushrooms was an Olympic sport...

I'd be world champignon.

If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport...

I would probably get bronze.

People don't typically wear glasses while boxing....

It's more of a contacts sport

What professional sport would be more fun to watch if the athletes drank alcohol during?


What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country!

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV.

It was *Ellen* or rugby.

If horse racing is the "sport of kings"

is drag racing the sport of queens?

If laziness was an Olympic sport

I would've placed 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the winners' stairs

Have you guys tried the new sport of blindfold archery?

You don't know what you're missing.

What is the avatar's favorite sport?


if at first you don't succeed,

then skydiving is *probably* not the sport for you

If self sabotage was a sport

I would find a way to lose.

Speeding Ticket

A cop was waiting in a speed trap on the interstate when a guy in a sport car came racing by him at over a 100 mph. The cop immediately pulls out behind the speedster and turns on his lights. The guy pulls over and the cop walks over to the window. The cop looks at the guy smiling and says I've been waiting for someone like you all day. The guy responses well I came as fast as I could.

Whats a straight mans favorite sport?


I just saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep....

It was a lamb-bikini.

What's Jesus's favorite sport?


What was the cat's favorite sport?


(Thanks to my corny dad for this one)

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, it just won't move at all. After trying to drive at night for a week, with no luck, she furiously calls the dealers and they send out a technician to help...

He examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it, so he asks, "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, she growls, "How on earth you could ask such a question!? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."

Sports Enthusiasts

I got hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room. It was a difficult job because I'm not a fan.

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