The Best 62 Sport Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sport jokes. There are some sport football jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sport baseballs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sport Jokes and Puns

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?

A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks

Sport joke, What does NASCAR stand for?

Mexicans

What's a Mexicans least favorite sport?

Fencing

A man comes home to his wife...

Upon entering their home he promtly asks her, "hey honey, do you want to play the rape game tonight?", a flat and unenthusiastic "no" is her response, to which he replies excitedly "good sport"


What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport...

Twelve women, three periods each.

Sport joke, Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport...

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was Well, I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step .

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport?

Body building.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross-country

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Why is hockey the bloodiest sport?

It has three periods.

What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball; he's a pitcher.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Why don't NFL players wear glasses?

Because it's a contact sport.

Sport joke, Why don't NFL players wear glasses?

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex?

It's a game the whole family can enjoy!

So this doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer...

**Feminist:** Why isn't the doctor a woman? Does it have to be a man? You know women can be doctors too!

**Me:** Okay, this FEMALE doctor orders a beer-

**Feminist:** Why is she drinking a beer in a bar? She's obviously an intelligent woman for being a doctor, why would she subject herself to such a male environment?

**Me:** Okay, she's not in a bar, she's um, at a… baseball game, and she orders a beer from one of the stands-

**Feminist:** Why would a strong independent intelligent woman doctor be supporting a male dominated sport?!!!!!! That's so oppressive! The men will look at her so demeaningly with no respect for what she has achieved!

**Me:** … Okay fine, I just won't tell the joke then.

**Feminist:** If you seriously can't tell a joke without being sexist then you're not actually funny at all. I bet the original male doctor was White too, you racist.


I named my son "Tennis" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it.

He's a good sport really.

Why don't any American football players wear glasses?

Because it is a contact sport!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

I had to use my glasses when playing tennis.

Because its a no contact sport.

Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

There is only one sport in which I can get a high score.

It's golf.

Don't invest in skiing companies

The whole sport is going down hill fast

To get in shape, I need to pick up a sport as a hobby...

I was thinking about competitive eating.

I play the world's most dangerous sport.

I ~~sometimes~~ occasionally disagree with my wife.

Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'

Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving

My favourite sport starts with a "T".

It's golf.

What is a Mexicans favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Don't ever invest in snowboarding.

That sport is going downhill fast.

What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport?

Parah Salin.

If procrastination were an olympic sport

I'd compete in it later.

What's a pelican's favorite sport?

*fly* fishing!

If self-depreciation was a sport...

I'd probably be pretty rubbish at that too.

Can throwing a round heavy object as far as you can be classed as a sport??

Discus

What's a sexually confused weebs favourite sport?

Soccer...

Or as they call it in Japan... Futaball.

My favorite winter Olympic sport is women's curling...

Because it's the one time every four years I can yell, sweep harder at a woman, and no one thinks it's because I'm a sexist pig.

What's the most popular sport in Tamriel?

Molagball

What is an extreme sport?

Doing your homework while your teacher is collecting it.

Wrestling...

A sport where people without pants fight for a belt.

If getting ordinary words confused with types of mushrooms was an Olympic sport...

I'd be world champignon.

If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport...

I would probably get bronze.

What professional sport would be more fun to watch if the athletes drank alcohol during?

NASCAR

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country!

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV.

It was *Ellen* or rugby.

If horse racing is the "sport of kings"

is drag racing the sport of queens?

If laziness was an Olympic sport

I would've placed 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the winners' stairs

Have you guys tried the new sport of blindfold archery?

You don't know what you're missing.

What is the avatar's favorite sport?

Sokka

if at first you don't succeed,

then skydiving is *probably* not the sport for you

What's Jesus's favorite sport?

Crossfit

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, it just won't move at all. After trying to drive at night for a week, with no luck, she furiously calls the dealers and they send out a technician to help...

He examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it, so he asks, "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, she growls, "How on earth you could ask such a question!? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."

Sports Enthusiasts

I got hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room. It was a difficult job because I'm not a fan.

Why don't football players wear glasses?

It's a contact sport.

What is Israel's most popular sport ?

Jew-jitsu

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and time to play it?

Tennish!

Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins,

so he asked, "Do you play hockey?"

"No."

"Do you play soccer?"

"No."

"Do you play any other physical sport?"

"Not at all. I just play bridge with my wife."

The Corporate Ladder

A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF

CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become

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