The Best 12 Spooning Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spooning jokes. There are some spooning scoop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spooning ladle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spooning Jokes and Puns

I was spooning my girlfriend the other night...

guess that makes us a pair of cuddelery.

My wife is very insistent on spooning in bed?

But forking is apparently off the table

The other night, I asked a woman If she wanted to come back to my place for a cuddle.

She said, "There will be no spooning. There will definitely be no forking. But if you talk to me again, there will be a knifing."

The place of my woman is in the kitchen…

Spooning me while I do the dishes

When do people like spooning?

After they are finished forking

Spooning leads to forking

But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed.

People say I'm crazy because I don't enjoy spooning girls

I much prefer knifing them.

Why do they call it spooning?

Because it's the opposite of forking


leads to forking

Spooning with the GF this morning...

and she says to me, "Am I the little spoon?"

I said "No, you're more like the cake tin."

Didn't go down well.

What do you call two midgets spooning?


You can explore spooning spork reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spooning spatula dad jokes. There are also spooning puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

People say I'm weird for not enjoying spooning girls

I much prefer knifing them.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spooning walken jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spooning spoonful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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