Spooky Jokes

39 spooky jokes and hilarious spooky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spooky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Want to get your kids in the Halloween spirit? Check out this collection of spooky jokes and riddles suitable for all ages! Whether you're looking for ghostly puns, creepy comebacks, skeleton gags, or frightening food jokes, we've got you covered. Don't forget to bring some eerie laughter to your Octobers with these silly spooks!

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Funniest Spooky Short Jokes

Short spooky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spooky humour may include short scary halloween jokes also.

  1. My friend Brian is having a rough time of it this Halloween. He was attacked by dyslexic zombies.
    Happy spooky day!
  2. A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween... is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
  3. Two cheeses are walking through the woods when they hear a spooky sound. One cheese turns to the other and shouts... Ricotta g-ouda here!!!
  4. Has anyone heard of that Indian tribe that shape shift into Carp and float slowly through the woods all spooky-like? You mean you've never heard of the Eerie Koi before?
  5. Spooky memes at the first week of October where dead. And now that that they're back, they are UNDEAD.
  6. What's a skeletons favorite instrument? Nothing! What did you expect they're dead and so is this joke!
  7. The spooky makeup What is the spookiest make-up?
  8. What does Halloween and Valentine's Day have in common? A lot of spooky moaning.
  9. Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard? To observe spooky action at a distance!
    Thank you, I'll be here all week.
  10. What do you call a black person with a Halloween bandana on? Spooky

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Spooky One Liners

Which spooky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spooky? I can suggest the ones about scary and haunted.

  1. E Minor is Spooky. It always gives me the E B G Bs.
  2. What do you call a spooky chicken? A Poultrygeist
  3. What do you call a gang of ghosts? A hauntourage ~
    happy spooky season haha
  4. Why don't mummies like vacations? They're afraid to unwind!
    Happy Spooky Month!!
  5. All the jokes I post are my own. Except the spooky jokes. They're by my ghostwriter.
  6. Spooky Joke How do vampire's start all of their letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  7. Is saying "yes yes" spooky? Oui-ja
  8. What do you call spooky Italian music? Creepy pasta.
  9. What does my spooky corn come off of? Macabre
  10. Spook me once shame on me. Spook me twice... That's 2 spooky 4 me.
  11. What would you find on a spooky beach? A sand-witch!
  12. what do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales
  13. Sometimes I don't have the time to wear my spooky bling. My scare jewels always changing.
  14. A spooky dead guy's favorite alcohol? BOOze
  15. What do you call a spooky plate of spaghetti? A creepy pasta.

Spooky Skeleton Jokes

Here is a list of funny spooky skeleton jokes and even better spooky skeleton puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road? No guts.
  • Want to hear something terrifying? There's a very spooky skeleton hiding inside you right now
  • What is it called when a skeleton takes a dump? A spooky d**...
  • A rick and morty joke I made up What will j**... be for Halloween?
    A spooky j**... Skeleton!
Spooky joke, A rick and morty joke I made up

Gather Around for Heartwarming Spooky Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about spooky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halloween ghost jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spooky pranks.

There is no ghost

While visiting a spooky historic house, a lady confided in the guide that she was terrified of ghosts and dreaded meeting one on the tour.
To reassure her, the guide told her that in all the years he had worked at the house, he had never seen a single ghost.
And how long have you worked here? asked the woman.
Three hundred years.

A clown and a little kid were walking hand in hand down a dark deserted forest path and the little kid says "Gosh, it's spooky in here!"

And the clown says "What are you scared about? I gotta walk back all alone!"

a guy walks into a bar for a Halloween party...

and is surprised to see the bar decorated for Christmas. "What's with the Christmas decorations?" the guy asks the bartender. "I thought this was supposed to be a spooky Halloween party." "Oh, these decorations are very scary for a lot of people," the bartender replies. "We're gonna terrify people who are claustrophobic."

Three vampires enter a dim bar in Kent.

The barmaid asks "What'll you have gentlemen?"
Flashing his best spooky grin, the first vampire says "I'll have a glass of blood"  When she asks second vampire, he says,"Glass of blood please"  She looks at the third vampire and he smirks and says, "I'll take a glass of plasma"
She shrugs and yells down the bar  "Two bloods and a blood lite". 

Spooky joke, what do you call a fast ghost?