The Best 26 Spooky Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spooky jokes. There are some spooky skeleton jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spooky spooky halloween puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spooky Jokes and Puns
E Minor is Spooky.
It always gives me the E B G Bs.
There is no ghost
While visiting a spooky historic house, a lady confided in the guide that she was terrified of ghosts and dreaded meeting one on the tour.
To reassure her, the guide told her that in all the years he had worked at the house, he had never seen a single ghost.
And how long have you worked here? asked the woman.
Three hundred years.
What do you call a spooky chicken?
A Poultrygeist
What do you call a gang of ghosts?
A hauntourage ~
happy spooky season haha
A clown and a little kid were walking hand in hand down a dark deserted forest path and the little kid says "Gosh, it's spooky in here!"
And the clown says "What are you scared about? I gotta walk back all alone!"
Why don't mummies like vacations?
They're afraid to unwind!
Happy Spooky Month!!
All the jokes I post are my own. Except the spooky jokes.
They're by my ghostwriter.
Spooky Joke
How do vampire's start all of their letters?
Tomb it may concern
Three vampires enter a dim bar in Kent.
The barmaid asks "What'll you have gentlemen?"
Flashing his best spooky grin, the first vampire says "I'll have a glass of blood" When she asks second vampire, he says,"Glass of blood please" She looks at the third vampire and he smirks and says, "I'll take a glass of plasma"
She shrugs and yells down the bar "Two bloods and a blood lite".
Is saying "yes yes" spooky?
Oui-ja
A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween...
is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
Spooky!
Shout out to my friend Ryan Smith for this joke
You can explore spooky headstones reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spooky halloweenie dad jokes. There are also spooky puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What do you call spooky Italian music?
Creepy pasta.
What does my spooky corn come off of?
Macabre
Spook me once shame on me. Spook me twice...
That's 2 spooky 4 me.
What is it called when a skeleton takes a dump?
A spooky dookie
Two cheeses are walking through the woods when they hear a spooky sound. One cheese turns to the other and shouts...
Ricotta g-ouda here!!!
What would you find on a spooky beach?
A sand-witch!
what do you call a fast ghost?
spooky gonzales
Sometimes I don't have the time to wear my spooky bling.
My scare jewels always changing.
Spooky memes at the first week of October where dead.
And now that that they're back, they are UNDEAD.
A spooky dead guy's favorite alcohol?
BOOze
Heres a spooky joke I heard long ago: What's a skeletons favorite instrument?
Nothing! What did you expect they're dead and so is this joke!
What do you call a spooky plate of spaghetti?
A creepy pasta.
The spooky makeup
What is the spookiest make-up?
Mas-Scare-AHHHH
What does Halloween and Valentine's Day have in common?
A lot of spooky moaning.
Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?
To observe spooky action at a distance!
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spooky creepy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working spooky ghostly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.