Spook Jokes

Funniest Spook Short Jokes

Short spook jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spook humour may include short scare jokes also.

1. I jumped out from behind a door to spook my friend. He started rhythmically quacking over a beat. Apparently, I scared duck rap out of him.
2. What did the ghost mother say to her ghost son? Don't spook until you are spooken to.
   Yep, 5yr old sibling dropped this on me as I was cooking...
3. Apparently I was supposed to wait until October 31st to dress up like a ghost. Guess I spook too soon.

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Spook One Liners

Which spook one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spook? I can suggest the ones about fright and scary halloween.

1. why do highlanders wear kilts? because zippers spook the sheep!
2. What do Ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-etti.
3. Spook me once shame on me. Spook me twice... That's 2 spooky 4 me.
4. What's a spies favorite holiday? Halloween, its all about the spooks!
5. The same ghost spooked me twice Deja BOO
6. What do you call a place where it's really simple to scare people? A spook-easy!
7. How deep is the ocean? A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
8. What is the worst race of ghosts? ...Spooks
9. Why doesn't the k**... like Halloween? Too many spooks.

Cheeky Spook Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about spook you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halloween ghost jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spook pranks.