The Best 18 Spook Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spook jokes. There are some spook haunt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spook junior puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spook Jokes and Puns

What's the spookiest kind of cheese?

Scream cheese.

Spooky Joke

How do vampire's start all of their letters?

Tomb it may concern

why do highlanders wear kilts?

because zippers spook the sheep!

Spook joke, why do highlanders wear kilts?

Is saying "yes yes" spooky?


I jumped out from behind a door to spook my friend. He started rhythmically quacking over a beat.

Apparently, I scared duck rap out of him.

What does my spooky corn come off of?


Spook me once shame on me. Spook me twice...

That's 2 spooky 4 me.

Spook joke, Spook me once shame on me. Spook me twice...

What are the spookiest sounds?


What did the ghost mother say to her ghost son?

Don't spook until you are spooken to.

Yep, 5yr old sibling dropped this on me as I was cooking...

What is the spookiest day of the year?

November 8th.

Spooky memes at the first week of October where dead.

And now that that they're back, they are UNDEAD.

You can explore spook hides reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spook barrel dad jokes. There are also spook puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Being that it's Spooktober

I'm shocked that nobody said bust a Slimer

A spooky dead guy's favorite alcohol?


What is the spookiest car?

BOOgatti veyron


Apparently I was supposed to wait until October 31st to dress up like a ghost.

Guess I spook too soon.

What is the spookiest plant this month?


Spook joke, What is the spookiest plant this month?

What is the spookiest body of water?

Lake Erie.

The spooky makeup

What is the spookiest make-up?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spook boo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spook ghost piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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