The Best 5 Spontaneously Combust Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spontaneously Combust jokes. There are some spontaneously combust jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spontaneously combust puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spontaneously Combust Jokes and Puns

Nothing warms my heart...

...quite like spontaneous combustion

Mary Spontaneously Combusted...

Now everyone calls her Incendimary.

Did you hear about the guy who spontaneously combusted?

He was arrested shorty after for waving a fire arm.

I once dated a girl who died because of spontaneous human combustion.

She was pretty hot.

I've decided how I want to commit suicide-spontaneous combustion.

But I can't stop thinking about it.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spontaneously combust jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spontaneously combust piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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