The Best 16 Spontaneous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spontaneous jokes. There are some spontaneous flashback jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spontaneous combustion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spontaneous Jokes and Puns

The wife and I walked passed a swanky, expensive restaurant last night.

She said "The aroma of their cooking from there is absolutely gorgeous"

Being a spontaneous sort of guy, I thought I would treat her. So I turned her around and we walked past it again.

The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was "funny and spontaneous"

I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming...

'Doctor, I keep spontaneously singing songs by The Who'

'How long has this been happening?'

'Ever since I was a young boy…'

Spontaneous joke, 'Doctor, I keep spontaneously singing songs by The Who'

My friends' girlfriend gets diagnosed with cancer..

He proposed to her on the spot. See ladies, it's not that men can't be spontaneous and romantic, we just don't like long term commitment

My wife told me to be more spontaneous and funny...

But she was all screaming and tears, when I banged on the kitchen window dressed in a clown outfit!

This woman I met last night says she wants a guy who is "spontaneous and fun".

Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic and screaming.

Flashing is such a harsh term

I prefer spontaneous gender reveal party .

Spontaneous joke,  Flashing  is such a harsh term

I used to date a psychic, but she broke up with me.

She said I wasn't spontaneous enough.

My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulimic, and get spontaneous erections...

She said I can't keep it down.

Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but...

when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?


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What do you call a spontaneous fish that loves new-age techno?

Carp EDM

Nothing warms my heart...

...quite like spontaneous combustion

I went on a spontaneous trip to Africa

It was just a whim away.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

I once dated a girl who died because of spontaneous human combustion.

She was pretty hot.

Spontaneous joke, I once dated a girl who died because of spontaneous human combustion.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spontaneous uninvited jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spontaneous romantically piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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