Spontaneous Jokes
26 spontaneous jokes and hilarious spontaneous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spontaneous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spontaneous Short Jokes
Short spontaneous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spontaneous humour may include short sudden unexpected jokes also.
- I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex.
- The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was "funny and spontaneous" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming...
- 'Doctor, I keep spontaneously singing songs by The Who' 'How long has this been happening?'
'Ever since I was a young boy…' - I saw a cow spontaneously catch on fire the other day Guess you could call it a rare experience
- My friends' girlfriend gets diagnosed with cancer.. He proposed to her on the spot. See ladies, it's not that men can't be spontaneous and romantic, we just don't like long term commitment
- Some quantum physicists play twister at a party Later that day, one of them spontaneously flattens and three seconds later the other is hit by a car: they were still entangled.
- My wife told me to be more spontaneous and funny... But she was all screaming and tears, when I banged on the kitchen window dressed in a clown outfit!
- This woman I met last night says she wants a guy who is "spontaneous and fun". Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic and screaming.
- My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulimic, and get spontaneous erections... She said I can't keep it down.
- Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but... when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops.
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Spontaneous One Liners
Which spontaneous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spontaneous? I can suggest the ones about accidental and senseless.
- Why can't one doctor spontaneously become two doctors? Because that would be a paradox.
- Flashing is such a harsh term I prefer spontaneous gender reveal party .
- I used to date a psychic, but she broke up with me. She said I wasn't spontaneous enough.
- What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously
- What do you call a spontaneous fish that loves new-age techno? Carp EDM
- Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion
- Mary Spontaneously Combusted... Now everyone calls her Incendimary.
- I went on a spontaneous trip to Africa It was just a whim away.
- spontaneously shouts "Jack of Hearts" Sorry, my minds playing tricks on me.
- I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future
- What do you call a cat that spontaneously transformed into a dolphin? One poor p**....
Amusing Spontaneous Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about spontaneous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean instigated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spontaneous pranks.
The wife and I walked passed a swanky, expensive restaurant last night.
She said "The aroma of their cooking from there is absolutely gorgeous"
Being a spontaneous sort of guy, I thought I would treat her. So I turned her around and we walked past it again.
Pilot Choice
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt.
All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve.
"Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door, on any flight I choose."
Where did socially awkward n**... get sent?
To the conversation camp!
(That was a part of my shower thoughts and popped spontaneously into my mind)
