The Best 24 Sponsor Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sponsor jokes. There are some sponsor participant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sponsor slogan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sponsor Jokes and Puns
William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath.
They're going to be called Shatner Pants.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce pause this joke for a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.
Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!
For some reason the Pope didn't...
sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with "Youth in Asia"???
No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics,
but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg.
If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist...
I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.
Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls
Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice.
My cousins asked me to sponsor them in a charity race.
Boy did they give me a run for my money.
When my mom asked me to sponsor her Run for The Cure, I was surprised.
I'd thought The Cure had done quite well for themselves.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water...
...however if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just $2 a month, we can build a well with clean water right in their village.
I'm proud to say that I sponsor a kid in Africa. I feed clothe and educate him all for less than 30 cents a day!
That's peanuts when compared to what it cost to send him there
You can explore sponsor endorsement reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sponsor runners dad jokes. There are also sponsor puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
My AA sponsor told me to stay away from places where I used to drink
I just sold my car.
As compensation for their appalling behaviour, United Airlines are going to sponsor a lot more community sports and activities
Their first project will be Drag Racing
I used to sponsor some kid in Africa
At least until I realized I could get a daily cup of coffee for the same price
Some people say that going to bars on St. Patrick's Day and New Year's Eve is "amateur hour."
But that's just because they don't have a sponsor yet.
Abreva
The official sponsor of the Lombardi Trophy procession... and all other major sports trophies.
I've just gotten some great financial news
The young boy I sponsor in Africa has been eaten by a Lion
Who's Mario's biggest sponsor?
Yahoo.
A-cup bra's.
The unofficial sponsor of the Olympics
The NFL just got a new official sponsor.
V8
Chris Brown is going back on tour soon.
So far, only Black & Decker want to sponsor him.
I once did a sponsored walk.
Eventually, I raised enough for a taxi.
The anti-vax movement just got its first clothing sponsor
Polio Ralph Lauren
My eight year old sister said 'Will you sponsor me?'
I ask her if she's swimming, or what.
She says, 'No I'm five days clean. I need a sponsor.'
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sponsor sponsorship jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sponsor donation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.