Spongebob Jokes

Funniest Spongebob Short Jokes

Short spongebob jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spongebob humour may include short quote jokes also.

1. Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft
2. (Told by a 7 year old reading me a joke off of her SpongeBob Gogurt) "What is Plankton's grandma's favorite type of pudding?" "Not labeled for individual sale!!!!!"
3. My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, "But I hate SpongeBob..."
   I said, "That's the spirit!"
4. What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
5. SpongeBob Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no...
6. Patrick of SpongeBob SquarePants is probably the most clueless character on TV. It seems like he lives under a rock.
7. My girlfriend: Oh baby I want you to tease me. Me: Plays three seconds of the SpongeBob Sweet Victory clip.
   My Girlfriend: Oooh you dirty tease!
8. What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor
   (My nephew is watching Spongebob please send help my brain cells are leaving one by one)
9. I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob. 4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don't know where plankton is.
10. What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab
    Cred: Spongebob, my role model

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Spongebob One Liners

Which spongebob one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spongebob? I can suggest the ones about roles and cartoon.

1. I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive
2. SpongeBob may be the main character in the show… ..but Patrick is the star.
3. Why is Spongebob the main character When Patrick is clearly the star?
4. I got hospitalized for my SpongeBob addiction. They put me in the Squid ward.
5. How come Spongebob is the main character? When Patrick is the star.
6. Spongebob might be the main character But Patrick is the real star.
7. Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee.
8. Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage? Because his house was underwater.
9. Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll? Because he's a C sponge!
10. What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent
11. Call my getaway driver spongebob Because he never miss a shift
12. What's Spongebob's favorite drug? Seaweed.
13. What do you call Spongebob with a brand deal? Sponsbob
14. Seems like ISIS has a new driving teacher Spongebob
15. Is this the smooth clam? No this is spongebob.

Spongebob Squarepants Jokes

Here is a list of funny spongebob squarepants jokes and even better spongebob squarepants puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does Anakin dislike Spongebob Squarepants? He finds Sandy course and irritating.
• Hey girl, I heard you're into geeks Cause I'd defs let you spongebob my squarepants
• Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants
• Who kills Patrick in SpongeBob SquarePants? Oysters kill Patrick.

Giggle-Inducing Spongebob Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about spongebob you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sponge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spongebob pranks.