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90 sponge jokes and hilarious sponge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sponge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? This article covers all your Sponge-related humor needs. From Sponge Cake puns to Squidward jokes, check out this selection of the best Sponge jokes around. From Spongebob Squarepants to Foam jokes, find the perfect joke to lighten up your day!

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Funniest Sponge Short Jokes

Short sponge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sponge humour may include short squid jokes also.

  1. A man is washing his car with his son... ...after a while the boy says to his Father Dad, why can't we just use a sponge?
  2. I washed the car with my 5 year old son today. When we finished, he said, Next time dad, can you use a sponge?
  3. I was washing the car with my son yesterday He kept shouting, 'Mum, stop! Why can't you use a sponge!' 😀
  4. A man is washing his car with his son. His son looks at him and says,
    Dad...Why can't you use a sponge?
  5. One day a dad was washing the car with his son. The son said, "dad, can't You just use a sponge?"
    The dad said "no son this builds character."
  6. A man is washing his car with his son Says the son: Dad, wouldn't it be better if you use a sponge next time?
  7. I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponges. We called him Martin Loofah King.
  8. A dad was washing his car with his son. "Why can't you use a towel or sponge like other people?" asked the son.
  9. A man is washing his car with his son, when the boy says... "Dad, can't you use the sponge?"
  10. Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said: 'dad, can't you just use a sponge?'

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Sponge One Liners

Which sponge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sponge? I can suggest the ones about spear and foam.

  1. A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks: "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
  2. A Dad is washing the car with his son The son asked "why can't you use a sponge?"
  3. I once knew an arrogant sponge. he was very self absorbed.
  4. A man is washing his car with his son. Son: Dad, can't you use a sponge?
  5. Me: *washing car with son* Son: Dad, can't you just use the sponge?
  6. What is 4 inches long and expands when there's a women in a running shower? A sponge
  7. What do you call a distant sponge? A loofah
  8. A father was washing his car with his son And the son says, dad, can't you use a sponge?
  9. I was washing my car with my friend. He asked if I could use a sponge instead.
  10. What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King
  11. What do you call a selfish sponge? Self absorbed
  12. What civil rights leader sold the most sponges? Martin Loofa King
  13. A dad washes his car with his son. Son-dad why can't you use a sponge
  14. Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing.
  15. What do you call an antisocial sea sponge? Aloofah

Sponge Bath Jokes

Here is a list of funny sponge bath jokes and even better sponge bath puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you refer to a sponge that doesn't want to have anything to do with showers or baths? Aloofa.
  • Why did the nurse cuddle with her locked-in syndrome patients right after their sponge bath? Because she likes her vegetables at the peak of freshness

Sponge Cake Jokes

Here is a list of funny sponge cake jokes and even better sponge cake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know how easy it is to make a Victoria sponge topped with pepperoni and melted cheese? It's a Pizza cake
  • I really enjoy a nicely deconstructed Black Forrest cake It's fantastic, I just leave out the cream, the chocolate, the sponge and the cherries, allowing me to enjoy the wholesome Kirsch
  • To make a Real sponge cake Borrow all the ingredients.........
  • Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus? Because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise.
Sponge joke, Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus?

Sponge joke, Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sponge can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sponge puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Sponge Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about sponge you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jelly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sponge prank.

A mother takes a bath with her 5 year old boy

The boy sees her bush and asks, "Mommy what is that?" The mother, thinking quickly, simply says, "Why that's my sponge, sweetie." The boy then says, "Oh yeah! The babysitter also has one." Apalled, the mother asks, "How do you know something like that?" The boy responds with, "I know because I saw her washing daddy's face the other day."

A man's wife has been in a coma for 6 months....

Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. Ecstatic, they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little o**... s**... will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor begins to flat-line... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. "What happened?!?" they asked.
"I don't know!" exclaimed the husband. "I think she's choking!"

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

When Spongebob has s**... he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up.

Little Billy came home early from school to find his mom n**..., just getting out of the shower...

"Hey mom, what's that bushy thing between your legs?" he asked. "Oh that's just my sponge," his mom replied. A few days later Billy had a friend over, "mom, show Tommy your sponge." Billy's mom replies, "oh, I can't, I seem to have misplaced it." Billy says "oh I'll go ask the babysitter where she put it, I saw her cleaning daddy's face with it the other day."

SpongeBob

Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no...

Woman in a coma

Two nurses are giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath. They notice that when they get near her private areas that she starts to get a little stimulated. The theorize that o**... s**... will bring her out the coma. They go out into the lobby and tell her husband their theory. The husband is a little aprehensive about it at first, but he agrees to do it. The nurses leave the man with his wife and give him some privacy. They come back about 10 minutes later and the woman is dead! "What happened?" asks one of the nurses. The man replies, "I dont know...I think she choked."

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."

Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

LPT: Easy way to soak up that extra alcohol in your stomach!

Throw up on a sponge.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

A boy is in the shower with his mum.

The boy says, "Whats that hairy thing mum?"
Mum replies, "That is my sponge."
"Oh yeah," says the boy, "The babysitters got one too, she likes to wash dad's face with it!

A boy is in the bath with his mum and asks

"What's that hairy thing?"
Mum says, "That's my sponge dear"
The boy says, "Oh yeah, the babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

*washing car with son*

Son: can't you just use a sponge

What do you call a daydreaming shower sponge?

Aloof-ah!

A little boy was in the bath with his mom.

The boy said "What's that hairy thing, mommy?", She replied, "That is my sponge honey". "Ohhh," said the boy, "The babysitter has one too. I saw dad washing his face with it!"

If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom

then I'm pretty sure that makes him a t**...

What did one one sponge say to the other sponge?

Nothing. They were too aloofa.

A woman is taking a bath with her daughter

The daughter looks down and asks her mom, what's that?
The mother replies, oh that's just my sponge
And the daughter says, oh! The baby sitter has one too and daddy's always washing his face with it

What did the sponge say to the sink?

Water you doing?

A sponge walks into a bar and does not order anything

Are you not going to order anything? Asks the bartender
The sponge quickly replied
I'm too holy

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show

A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

A young boy is bathing with his mother

Boy says, Whats that hairy thing mom?
Mom replies, That is my sponge.
Oh yes, says the boy, The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing dads face with it.

How many blondes does it take to wash a car?

Two. One to hold the sponge, and one to drive the car back and forth.

Momma's little black sponge

What do you call a shower sponge that's distant?

Spongebob might be the main character

But Patrick is the real star.

Why is Spongebob the main character

When Patrick is clearly the star?

Wow are you a sponge?

Cause you're self absorbed

I was washing my car with my friend...

when my dad came outside and asked "Why don't you just use a sponge?"

What do you call it when you injure someone with a shower sponge?

An oofa loofa

Why did the spongebob show get cancelled

Because "squidward" died in infinity war

Why does spongebob keep failing his drivers license?

Because his teacher is a woman.

What does SpongeBob say when he's angry?

I square to god!

The water problem in Africa is like someone put a sponge block from Minecraft in the stream.

Dad washing a car with his son...

Both of of them using a sponge because that is what you're supposed to wash with and having a good time.

I had to clean all my whetstones yesterday

Now my sponge can cut through glass

a father and Son were spending some quality time washing a car,

the son looked up to the father and asks;
"why can't you just use a sponge?"

I was washing a car with my friend

Until they said can't you just use a sponge

A little boy is in the bath with his mum and asks her what the hairy thing he found in the water is?

* Oh, that's just mummy's sponge * she replies
 
* Ah thought so * says the little boy * The baby sitter has got one of those, I've seen her washing daddy's face with it! *

A father is washing the car with his son

After a moment the son asks his father: "do you think we could use a sponge instead?"

How come Spongebob is the main character?

When Patrick is the star.

A sponge was talking to her friend the sea urchin about her upcoming vacation.

Do you have any big plans? , asked the sea urchin.
Not really, answered the sponge. I'm just going to soak up the scenery.

SpongeBob may be the main character in the show…

..but Patrick is the star.

Sponge joke, A man is washing his car with his son

jokes about sponge

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