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Funniest Spong Short Jokes

Short spong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spong humour may include short jokes also.

1. A man is washing his car with his son... ...after a while the boy says to his Father Dad, why can't we just use a sponge?
2. I washed the car with my 5 year old son today. When we finished, he said, Next time dad, can you use a sponge?
3. I was washing the car with my son yesterday He kept shouting, 'Mum, stop! Why can't you use a sponge!' 😀
4. A man is washing his car with his son. His son looks at him and says,
   Dad...Why can't you use a sponge?
5. One day a dad was washing the car with his son. The son said, "dad, can't You just use a sponge?"
   The dad said "no son this builds character."
6. A man is washing his car with his son Says the son: Dad, wouldn't it be better if you use a sponge next time?
7. I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponges. We called him Martin Loofah King.
8. A dad was washing his car with his son. "Why can't you use a towel or sponge like other people?" asked the son.
9. A man is washing his car with his son, when the boy says... "Dad, can't you use the sponge?"
10. Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said: 'dad, can't you just use a sponge?'

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Spong One Liners

Which spong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spong? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks: "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
2. A Dad is washing the car with his son The son asked "why can't you use a sponge?"
3. I once knew an arrogant sponge. he was very self absorbed.
4. A man is washing his car with his son. Son: Dad, can't you use a sponge?
5. Me: *washing car with son* Son: Dad, can't you just use the sponge?
6. What is 4 inches long and expands when there's a women in a running shower? A sponge
7. What do you call a distant sponge? A loofah
8. A father was washing his car with his son And the son says, dad, can't you use a sponge?
9. I was washing my car with my friend. He asked if I could use a sponge instead.
10. What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King
11. What do you call a selfish sponge? Self absorbed
12. What civil rights leader sold the most sponges? Martin Loofa King
13. A dad washes his car with his son. Son-dad why can't you use a sponge
14. Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing.
15. What do you call an antisocial sea sponge? Aloofah

Spong Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about spong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spong pranks.