The Best 18 Spon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spon jokes. There are some spon fries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spon krab puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spon Jokes and Puns

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show

A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

'Doctor, I keep spontaneously singing songs by The Who'

'How long has this been happening?'

'Ever since I was a young boy…'

If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom

then I'm pretty sure that makes him a tampon

Spon joke, If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom

Why is Spongebob the main character

When Patrick is clearly the star?

How come Spongebob is the main character?

When Patrick is the star.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Spongebob might be the main character

But Patrick is the real star.

Spon joke, Spongebob might be the main character

What did the sponge say to the sink?

Water you doing?


Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no...

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

You can explore spon home reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spon sponge dad jokes. There are also spon puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My AA sponsor told me to stay away from places where I used to drink

I just sold my car.

A sponge walks into a bar and does not order anything

Are you not going to order anything? Asks the bartender

The sponge quickly replied

I'm too holy

I used to sponsor some kid in Africa

At least until I realized I could get a daily cup of coffee for the same price

I went on a spontaneous trip to Africa

It was just a whim away.

What does SpongeBob say when he's angry?

I square to god!

Spon joke, What does SpongeBob say when he's angry?

I once did a sponsored walk.

Eventually, I raised enough for a taxi.

What did one one sponge say to the other sponge?

Nothing. They were too aloofa.

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