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- Telltale games is closing down. 'No matter what choices were made the outcome was going to be the same' said a spokesman
- Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Fair, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."
- Van Gogh masterpiece defaced by Just Stop Oil activists in London. A spokesman for the group said, 'We will not rest until all 19th century painters switch to acrylics or watercolours.'
- Police have arrested a gang of Corn Flakes that they alledge committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area. A Police spokesman described them as... ....cereal offenders.
- A spokesman for a group of scientists examining the possible remains of the abominable snowman has responded cryptically when asked for an update by a media representative: Not Yeti
- Jared picked the wrong Subway to be a spokesman for... If he had just done voiceover for the NYC Subway, hey kids come inside me would've been perfectly acceptable
- Huge spike in auto-burglaries where crooks cut openings through top of convertibles. Police spokesman says this type of crime is through the roof.
- A bomb was found in a tin of Alphabet Spaghetti at Wal-Mart today. A spokesman told the press"We're lucky we found it when we did. If that had gone off it could have spelt disaster."
- Steven Gerrard is appointed as the Rangers manager A Rangers spokesman said, "We were looking for someone with previous experience at stopping Brendan Rodgers from winning the league."
- The president of FIFA, the secretary general and the media spokesman are all in one car. Who drives? "The Police"
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Spokesman One Liners
Which spokesman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spokesman? I can suggest the ones about reporter and journalist.
- My dad works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.... He's the spokesman.
- Why was the representative so good at cartwheeling? He was a spokesman.
- I think it's time for a new sub... way spokesman.
- Why did Jon Snow become a spokesman for Rolex? For the time piece.
- n**... has recently announced their new spokesman. It's Kevin Spacey.
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What funny jokes about spokesman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ambassador jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spokesman pranks.
s**... after Surgery
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in s**....
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"
Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The f**... was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
News just in of a honeymooner killed in a shark attack off the Perth Coast. The man had been married very recently. A police spokesman said
Fortunately the man did not suffer too much as he had only been married 5 days
The Flintstones
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
The Moscow State Circus are sad to announce...
The passing of their Human Cannonball.
A spokesman said they hoped that one day they might be able to find a replacement, but aren't sure they'll ever find another man of his calibre.
Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in s**...".
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.
