The Best 78 Spoilers Jokes

I don`t watch trailers of "The Fast and The Furious"-movies

too many spoilers

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Microorganisms
Humidity
Light
Heat

Warning potential Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers. What is Captain America's shield made out of?

-Vibranium

-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?

-Quicksilver

(Spoilers) How does Jurassic World end?

Deus Rex Machina

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation revealed [Spoilers]

It is possible

Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS]

They didn't find Bigfoot.

The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through

Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?

Where does Finn buy groceries

Traitor Joes.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Warning: Spoilers

Microorganisms, specifically bacteria, molds, and yeasts.

Civil War spoilers

Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.

Warning! Civil War Spoilers!

The Confederates lose

(Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

(Spoilers) Ian McShane in GoT

I guess that makes him Deadwood.

[WARNING, spoilers ahead!]

1.) Storing milk at room temperature
2.) Grandparents
3.) Black people in a movie theatre

I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones

(SPOILERS EVERTHING)

Did anyone see GOT tonight? (spoilers!!!)

Tommen took King's Landing much too seriously

Brexit must have impacted Game of Thrones' budget really badly… (spoilers)

I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast.

(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen...

Made a King's landing.

SPOILERS: Finding Dory was just a Movie....

about her for getting home.

What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS]

Tata, Pablo Escobar

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS***

Popeyes!

[Spoilers] George R. R. Martin has already released Winds of Winter.

He just decided to call it 2016

I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts

Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers

[Spoilers] Regarding the Rogue One movie, do you think Jyn had a thing for Cassian?

Of course she did! Who doesn't like a Rebel?

These Rogue One spoilers are just all the wrong moves

In Alderaan places

ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!!

Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up.

[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

Astrologers should be jailed

for giving away spoilers.

The following text might contain spoilers

Making it more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds.

I have seen the Fast & Furious 8 spoilers....

There are high spoilers and low spoilers. Depends on the cars they are driving.

[Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war...

She really jumped into the Frey.

Another Monday morning of people on the Internet screaming about what other people can or can't say.

I wish these Game if Thrones spoilers would stop.

I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows)

Hodor: Hodor!!!

Arnold: What door?

Even though they did not show any spoilers in the Infinity War trailer we all know who dies...

... DCEU.

Blade Runner 2049 and Drive... [SPOILERS]

What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?

The second-order.

[Spoilers] If Lion King and Black Panther taught me anything it is that

**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.

**WALKING DEAD SPOILERS**

Make your car look terrible

*WARNING* AVENGERS 3 SPOILERS

[spoilers] At the end there's credits [spoilers]

Heard a co-worker talking about Infinity War in the office.

Told her to be careful about spoilers, someone might snap at her.

What's the least violent thing Thanos ever did? [SPOILERS]

He squished a spider!

*SPOILER ALERT* Today I killed a spider in front of a bug lover.

He got mad at me for giving him Infinity War's spoilers.

[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt

Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

If Thanos were English what would he collect?(No spoilers)

The Infinity Scones

Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Snapchat

I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but...

I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.

[NO SPOILERS] What do you call Doctor Strange's assistant in an elevator?

Wong on so many levels.

Avengers related joke with spoilers

How many avengers can you fit in an ashtray?

[Hover over text to see answer.](/s "About half")

Infinity War (Spoilers)

It's crazy that Infinity War has been out for almost two weeks and I haven't seen a single pun spoiling Peter Dinklarge

I ordered a set of Avengers action figures. [Infinity War Spoilers]

Half of them were just boxes of dirt.

[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War

It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.

SPOILERS for Deadpool 2

The X-Force was the actual Suicide Squad.

*Infinity War Spoilers* What do Matt Murdock and Scarlet Witch have in common?

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They both lost their Vision

What's similar between Scarlet Witch and Daredevil? [spoilers]

The both lost their vision

Spread the good word.

[Spoiler](/s "Legs")

A woman yelled at me to stop shouting spoilers in the movie theater...

She apologized and bought me a popcorn when I told her I had tourrettes that made me shout the word "spoliers"

Ireland's population is growing so fast

[spoilers] (#s)
It's Dublin every year

What is the worst part of movies?

[spoilers] #s

I wrote a review for the Fast and Furious movies...

Ok so all of the cars have this little fin on the back and...

Oops, I forgot to warn people, this contains spoilers.

(Spoilers) Why cant Jon Snow sit still?

He has aunts in his pants,

I went to the post office to pick up my wife and I's new car spoilers, only to find out our package was delayed. It was then one of the workers came over and said

This post contains no spoilers.

You know what they say about guys with big noses?

[spoilers] They smell well. (#s)

I just started rewatching season 1 of my favorite show.

Please dont give any spoilers

*spoilers* How do you pick up chicks like Margaery Tyrell?

With a broom.

Spoilers

White walkers are Santa Claus.

(Spoilers) What Olympic event would a person with the name Olympia participate in?

The high jump.

I just gave up watching the Fast and the Furious

Too many spoilers

In Star Wars Episode I, we learn

That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.

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I guess his mom was forced into it.

I really wanna watch Fast and the Furious

But the spoilers ruined it for me

What movie franchise has the worst spoilers?

The Fast and the Furious.

WARNING: Tiger King Spoilers

Will make your car look stupid.

Guys don't turn on the news right now

There are spoilers for season 1, Handmaid's Tale

Warning: contains spoilers

>!spoilers!<

Did you hear that in the next fast and the furious movie they're getting rid of those long fin things on the back of the cars

Ah sorry, spoilers