spoilers Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious spoilers puns

**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.

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Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers

Will make your car look fucking stupid

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The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers)

Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

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Click here for spoilers

Microorganisms
Humidity
Light
Heat

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Civil War spoilers

Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.

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I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but...

I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.

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[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt

Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

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[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War

It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.

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What's similar between Scarlet Witch and Daredevil? [spoilers]

The both lost their vision

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How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**]

thats how

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Warning: Breaking Bad Spoilers

Will make your car look fucking ridiculous

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Warning! Civil War Spoilers!

The Confederates lose

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS***

Popeyes!

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Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Snapchat

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[WARNING, spoilers ahead!]

1.) Storing milk at room temperature
2.) Grandparents
3.) Black people in a movie theatre

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I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts

Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers

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(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen...

Made a King's landing.

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Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS]

They didn't find Bigfoot.

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[Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war...

She really jumped into the Frey.

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[math][star wars]{no spoilers}

What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?


The second-order.

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What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

*Wookie*Leaks.

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I wrote a review for the Fast and Furious movies...

Ok so all of the cars have this little fin on the back and...

Oops, I forgot to warn people, this contains spoilers.

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[NO SPOILERS] What do you call Doctor Strange's assistant in an elevator?

Wong on so many levels.

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SPOILERS for Deadpool 2

The X-Force was the actual Suicide Squad.

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[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

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Warning potential Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers. What is Captain America's shield made out of?

-Vibranium

-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?

-Quicksilver

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I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows)

Hodor: Hodor!!!

Arnold: What door?

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A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones

(SPOILERS EVERTHING)

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Even though they did not show any spoilers in the Infinity War trailer we all know who dies...

... DCEU.

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**WALKING DEAD SPOILERS**

Make your car look terrible

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If Thanos were English what would he collect?(No spoilers)

The Infinity Scones

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Brexit must have impacted Game of Thrones' budget really badly… (spoilers)

I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast.

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ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!!

Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up.

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[Spoilers] George R. R. Martin has already released Winds of Winter.

He just decided to call it 2016

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