Spoiler Jokes

Funniest Spoiler Short Jokes

Short spoiler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spoiler humour may include short plot twist jokes also.

1. The cast of star wars VII just finished their first read through Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
2. Civil War spoilers Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.
3. You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky.
4. I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but... I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.
5. (ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname... Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute.
   I just didn't expect it to be so literal though.
6. [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
7. Did you hear that in the next fast and the furious movie they're getting rid of those long fin things on the back of the cars Ah sorry, spoilers
8. SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.
9. Before you go around posting He has risen Remember to add spoiler alert.
   Some of us haven't read the book yet.
10. [GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended.

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Spoiler One Liners

Which spoiler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spoiler? I can suggest the ones about hint and surprise ending.

1. Click here for spoilers Microorganisms
   Humidity
   Light
   Heat
2. I once set an alarm to tell me when my milk would expire Spoiler alert
3. I have a fridge that beeps when it detects mold Spoiler alert
4. I just gave up watching the Fast and the Furious Too many spoilers
5. [spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
6. I finally figured out the secret to keeping your woman happy. You have to [spoiler] (#s)
7. [SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end.
8. Why did the car get disqualified from the neighborhood drag race? >!No spoilers!<
9. [no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry? Because BB-8
10. One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert.
11. Warning! Civil War Spoilers! The Confederates lose
12. I went to an Aftermarket Car Show. Spoiler Alert!
13. Guys don't turn on the news right now There are spoilers for season 1, Handmaid's Tale
14. Spoiler alert I left the milk on the counter all weekend
15. Warning: contains spoilers >!spoilers!<

Spoiler Alert Jokes

Here is a list of funny spoiler alert jokes and even better spoiler alert puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Whoever coined the term Expiration Date made a huge mistake. It should have been called Spoiler Alert.
• Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
• Spoiler alert! Remember to check your milk for freshness.
• Spoiler alert Jesus dies in the Bible
• Don't go around telling people what Teresa Ripoll is an anagram of before they've solved it. Spoiler alert
• I finished reading The Dictionary the other day... Spoiler alert, the zebra did it
• Spoiler alert! The milk's got 1 day left
• Spoiler Alert!! The cheese that I bought has been sitting out for days.
• You want to know what decreases drag on a car? *SPOILER ALERT* I told you, it's a spoiler.
• [Spoiler Alert] What's inside Hilary's new book, "What Happened". I lost.

Car Spoiler Jokes

Here is a list of funny car spoiler jokes and even better car spoiler puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the name of that thing on the back of sports cars that make them more aerodynamic? \[spoiler\]
• Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past? It had a SPOILER on it.
• I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers
• I wrote a review for the Fast and Furious movies... Ok so all of the cars have this little fin on the back and...
  Oops, I forgot to warn people, this contains spoilers.
• I recently got a new spoiler on my car... It reads, Snape kills Dumbledore.
• I have seen the Fast & Furious 8 spoilers.... There are high spoilers and low spoilers. Depends on the cars they are driving.
• Jeremy Clarkson beat Richard Hammond in the latest episode of the Grand Tour a race due to the downforce on the back of his car Sorry, should've said it was a spoiler
• Wanna hear the ending to the movie about controlling the aerodynamics of cars? Spoiler alert
• Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert
• I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says "Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"

Hilarious Spoiler Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about spoiler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cliffhanger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spoiler pranks.