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Spoiler Jokes

112 spoiler jokes and hilarious spoiler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spoiler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Love to laugh? Enjoy a good joke? Read this article for spoiler jokes that will bring a smile to your face. From wisecracks about aerodynamic car spoilers to puns about the mysterious Snoke, this article has it all. Get ready for some surprise twists and hidden meanings in these classic jokes with a spoiler alert twist.

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Funniest Spoiler Short Jokes

Short spoiler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spoiler humour may include short plot twist jokes also.

  1. The cast of star wars VII just finished their first read through Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
  2. Civil War spoilers Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.
  3. You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky.
  4. I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but... I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.
  5. (ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname... Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute.
    I just didn't expect it to be so literal though.
  6. [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
  7. Did you hear that in the next fast and the furious movie they're getting rid of those long fin things on the back of the cars Ah sorry, spoilers
  8. SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.
  9. Before you go around posting He has risen Remember to add spoiler alert.
    Some of us haven't read the book yet.
  10. [GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended.

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Spoiler One Liners

Which spoiler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spoiler? I can suggest the ones about hint and surprise ending.

  1. Click here for spoilers Microorganisms
    Humidity
    Light
    Heat
  2. I once set an alarm to tell me when my milk would expire Spoiler alert
  3. I have a fridge that beeps when it detects mold Spoiler alert
  4. I just gave up watching the Fast and the Furious Too many spoilers
  5. [spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
  6. I finally figured out the secret to keeping your woman happy. You have to [spoiler] (#s)
  7. [SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end.
  8. Why did the car get disqualified from the neighborhood drag race? >!No spoilers!<
  9. [no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry? Because BB-8
  10. One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert.
  11. Warning! Civil War Spoilers! The Confederates lose
  12. I went to an Aftermarket Car Show. Spoiler Alert!
  13. Guys don't turn on the news right now There are spoilers for season 1, Handmaid's Tale
  14. Spoiler alert I left the milk on the counter all weekend
  15. Warning: contains spoilers >!spoilers!<

Spoiler Alert Jokes

Here is a list of funny spoiler alert jokes and even better spoiler alert puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Whoever coined the term Expiration Date made a huge mistake. It should have been called Spoiler Alert.
  • Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
  • Spoiler alert! Remember to check your milk for freshness.
  • Spoiler alert Jesus dies in the Bible
  • Don't go around telling people what Teresa Ripoll is an anagram of before they've solved it. Spoiler alert
  • I finished reading The Dictionary the other day... Spoiler alert, the zebra did it
  • Spoiler alert! The milk's got 1 day left
  • Spoiler Alert!! The cheese that I bought has been sitting out for days.
  • You want to know what decreases drag on a car? *SPOILER ALERT* I told you, it's a spoiler.
  • [Spoiler Alert] What's inside Hilary's new book, "What Happened". I lost.

Car Spoiler Jokes

Here is a list of funny car spoiler jokes and even better car spoiler puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the name of that thing on the back of sports cars that make them more aerodynamic? \[spoiler\]
  • Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past? It had a SPOILER on it.
  • I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers
  • I wrote a review for the Fast and Furious movies... Ok so all of the cars have this little fin on the back and...
    Oops, I forgot to warn people, this contains spoilers.
  • I recently got a new spoiler on my car... It reads, Snape kills Dumbledore.
  • I have seen the Fast & Furious 8 spoilers.... There are high spoilers and low spoilers. Depends on the cars they are driving.
  • Jeremy Clarkson beat Richard Hammond in the latest episode of the Grand Tour a race due to the downforce on the back of his car Sorry, should've said it was a spoiler
  • Wanna hear the ending to the movie about controlling the aerodynamics of cars? Spoiler alert
  • Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert
  • I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says "Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"
Spoiler joke, I got a new spoiler on my car.

Hilarious Spoiler Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about spoiler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cliffhanger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spoiler pranks.

How do you bamboozle a fool?

(Spoiler hidden)

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Comment found on an FB
pic of a new born baby

"Hey kid, Spoiler Alert: Life s**...."

A plane crashes on the border.

A plane was full of passengers. The engines go out and the plane crashed directly on the American and Canadian border. Where do you bury the survivors? None of them were either American or Canadian.
[Why would you bury the survivors?] (/spoiler)

Trees are allergic to bees..

..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler)
Original joke!

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What is the mathematical definition for a t**...?

3x/2
[3 halves x...................3 have s**...]
(/spoiler)

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

[This is a spoiler sentence.](/Have an ice day.)

Game of thrones finale joke. Spoiler.

Poor Jon snow. But it must have been a nice watch.

There's a spoiler in the description.

There's a spoiler in the title.

[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant..

and say: "Table for one, please."

The movie spoiler you won't be able to avoid this Xmas!

It turns out Alvin is Theodore's FATHER!

I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler...

Yoda is dead

What's missing from star wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

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Why does Kylo Ren like singing?

he just loves killing that Solo!

[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how..

Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging.

(Spoilers) Ian McShane in GoT

I guess that makes him Deadwood.

*Spoiler* Game of thrones spoiler.

It's scripted and dragons are not real.

(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen...

Made a King's landing.

SPOILERS: Finding Dory was just a Movie....

about her for getting home.

First baby born with DNA from 3 people

This week the world's first baby was born with DNA from three different people using a new controversial technique developed by US scientists. The baby will be featured in the upcoming episode of Maury and spoiler alert, they're both the father.

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked

The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.

[Spoilers] George R. R. Martin has already released Winds of Winter.

He just decided to call it 2016

How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan.
*SPOILER* - For those who dont get it, if u say "juan" in spanish, it sounds like "one" in english.

Game of Thrones Spoiler Joke

I heard the Night King just got a hold of one rarest YuGiOh cards

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[Spoiler] In Game of Thrones, what is Jon and Dany's favorite s**... position?

Lannister style

Barcelona

Do you know where Barcelona is situated?
[spoiler]
At the stadium in Rome

(Spoiler) My friends think "A Quiet Place" is a lot like "Tremors"

I think it's more like "John Dies at the End" than anything else…

Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]

Avengers: Days of Future Past

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**Infinity War spoiler**

Superman kills Batman while Green Lantern looks on…

[Spoiler] Do you know that Nick Fury was sending a signal from his Pager to

clear the browser history before he dies.

[NO SPOILERS] What do you call Doctor Strange's assistant in an elevator?

Wong on so many levels.

[SPOILER] Infinity War

Why is Red Skull happy to see the mad titan on Vormir?
Cos he is missing Thanos on his face.

[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War

It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.

[Spoiler] Thanks to Peter Quill,

we can watch infinity war part 2.

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SPOILERS for Deadpool 2

The X-Force was the actual s**... Squad.

(Spoilers) Why cant Jon Snow sit still?

He has aunts in his pants,

What does Steven Avery get from KFC?(MAM PART 2 SPOILER)

A boneless bullet

*spoilers* How do you pick up chicks like Margaery Tyrell?

With a broom.

After hauling a deer on the back of my car, I was disappointed to find the meat had gone bad.

Guess thats what I get for putting it on the spoiler

Spoilers

White walkers are Santa Claus.

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What did the father cow say to his daughter, when she came home late yet again?

You are an UDDER disappointment to this family young lady!
(I hit the spoiler on my last post, so just decided to remake it, sorry for the double post).

After Peter Jackson's successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.

Spoiler: France invades first.

Micheal Cohen's latest book wasn't as long as I expected ...(Spoiler)

It abruptly ended at Chapter 11

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"Look out, it's the Spoiler! He's gonna ruin every joke on the sub!"

"The milkman was the real father!"
"**Nooooooooo!**"

Corona Extra

Sounds like a spoiler for 2021

The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips...

So I got kicked out of KFC.

Spoiler joke, Before you go around posting  He has risen

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