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Spoiler Alert Jokes

50 spoiler alert jokes and hilarious spoiler alert puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spoiler alert that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Spoiler Alert Short Jokes

Short spoiler alert jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spoiler alert humour may include short spoiler jokes also.

  1. SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.
  2. Before you go around posting He has risen Remember to add spoiler alert.
    Some of us haven't read the book yet.
  3. Whoever coined the term Expiration Date made a huge mistake. It should have been called Spoiler Alert.
  4. Don't go around telling people what Teresa Ripoll is an anagram of before they've solved it. Spoiler alert
  5. You want to know what decreases drag on a car? *SPOILER ALERT* I told you, it's a spoiler.
  6. Wanna hear the ending to the movie about controlling the aerodynamics of cars? Spoiler alert
  7. Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert
  8. *SPOILER ALERT* Today I killed a spider in front of a bug lover. He got mad at me for giving him Infinity War's spoilers.
  9. What do you call a startled sports car? A spoiler alert.
  10. Doctor: You will die in a few days. Me: What the f@$!?!?! You should have said "Spoiler Alert"!

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Spoiler Alert One Liners

Which spoiler alert one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spoiler alert? I can suggest the ones about surprise ending and plot twist.

  1. I once set an alarm to tell me when my milk would expire Spoiler alert
  2. I have a fridge that beeps when it detects mold Spoiler alert
  3. One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert.
  4. I went to an Aftermarket Car Show. Spoiler Alert!
  5. Spoiler alert I left the milk on the counter all weekend
  6. Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
  7. Spoiler alert! Remember to check your milk for freshness.
  8. Spoiler alert Jesus dies in the Bible
  9. I'm watching Finding Bigfoot Spoiler alert: They didn't find him.
  10. I finished reading The Dictionary the other day... Spoiler alert, the zebra did it
  11. Spoiler alert! The milk's got 1 day left
  12. Spoiler Alert!! The cheese that I bought has been sitting out for days.
  13. [Spoiler Alert] What's inside Hilary's new book, "What Happened". I lost.
  14. Spoiler alert: the new Bourne movie has... Tommy Lee Jones chasing a fugitive.
  15. The 5-0 has waged war against 420. Spoiler alert..... 421

Spoiler Alert Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about spoiler alert you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hint jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spoiler alert pranks.

First baby born with DNA from 3 people

This week the world's first baby was born with DNA from three different people using a new controversial technique developed by US scientists. The baby will be featured in the upcoming episode of Maury and spoiler alert, they're both the father.

Comment found on an FB
pic of a new born baby

"Hey kid, Spoiler Alert: Life s**...."

If I ever found out I had psychic powers I would call my shop...

Spoiler Alert

Spoiler Alert!!! There is nothing funny here.

I told you.

So I heard Harambe is in the next episode of Game of Thrones...

Spoiler alert: He dies.

Have you seen the Passion of the Christ?

[Spoiler Alert] he dies in the end.

spoiler alert: I haven't seen the new Star Trek

but i bet Chekov dies

Nobody cares about movies anymore.

No one goes to the cinema, no one really watches network TV. Everyone’s watching Netflix. This show should just be me coming out going “Well done, Netflix. You win—everything.” But no, we’ve got to drag it out for three hours. You could binge watch the entire first season of After Life instead of watching this show. That’s a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of cancer, and it’s still more fun than this. Spoiler alert: Season 2 is on the way, so in the end, he obviously didn’t kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.

The fast and the furious 8 (spoiler alert)

Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard III

Spoiler Alert:
Richard III dies in the end.