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94 spoiled jokes and hilarious spoiled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spoiled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find out what happens when jokes get spoiled! In this article, explore why and how jokes get spoiled, and the consequences of corrupting a joke. Learn about the differences between spoiled brat, spoiled dog, spoiled milk, and more with hilarious illustrations and examples. Uncover why Mommy's jokes get chunky and how to avoid spoiling a joke!

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Funniest Spoiled Short Jokes

Short spoiled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spoiled humour may include short ruined jokes also.

  1. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, "You spoil those dogs."
  2. Two cannibals were eating an entitled kid One says to the other," Does this taste a bit spoiled?"
  3. My wife asked, Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled? I chuckled and replied... "No, I think most kids smell that way!"
  4. I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat. Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
  5. I called my girlfriend's mini skirt a fence Protects the property but doesn't spoil the view
  6. I sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, the wife leans in and says: You spoil those dogs ....
  7. Because I always spoil the punchline. Someone asked me the other day why I don't tell many jokes
  8. I used to hate it when people slightly messed up proverbs... But I guess it's no use crying over spoiled milk.
  9. I sat on the edge of my bed, gently tugging off my boxers... ;) My wife thinks I spoil those dogs.
  10. Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night Locals were shouting "pehopile" and other names at me,just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
    It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

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Spoiled One Liners

Which spoiled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spoiled? I can suggest the ones about spoiler and entitled.

  1. Because the punchline gets spoiled early. Why is this time travel joke not funny?
  2. I love spoiling the plot of The Picture of Dorian Gray Never gets old
  3. Her: Do you think our kids are spoiled? Me: No, I'm sure most kids smell that way.
  4. You know who really hates spoiled children? Cannibals.
  5. What do you get from an overly pampered cow? Spoiled milk
  6. Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper
  7. I like to spoil the plot of Peter Pan for people. Never gets old.
  8. What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page.
  9. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk
  10. What do Germans call spoiled children? Bratwurst.
  11. What do you call a spoiled hot dog? A Brat.
  12. What do you call an expired sausage? A spoiled brat.
  13. What do you call a group of spoiled children? The government
  14. I like my girls how I like my milk White, spoiled, and chunky
  15. Last night I watched a movie called "Fresh Meat". I don't want to spoil it for you.

Spoiled Milk Jokes

Here is a list of funny spoiled milk jokes and even better spoiled milk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Guess who's going to be spoiled on Valentine's Day...? The jug of milk in our refrigerator dated 2-14.
  • What does a cow give you whenever you give it whatever it wants? Spoiled milk
  • Did you hear about the guy who made pudding with spoiled milk? It was quite off-pudding.
  • What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!
  • The new Walking Dead is like leaving milk out the fridge. It's bound to be spoiled.
  • What do you call a pampered cow? ...Spoiled milk
  • Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    A: Spoiled milk.
  • Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    A: Spoiled milk.
  • I like my tv shows like I like my milk. Not spoiled.
  • spoiled milk An old lady was having s**... with her husband ,
    the next day she found him dead , when she asked the doc why he died ,
    he said that the cow that he drank mild from an old cow.

Spoiled Brat Jokes

Here is a list of funny spoiled brat jokes and even better spoiled brat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages?
    That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst
  • What does a spoiled brat need to break a laptop in 1 minute? 1. Laptop
    2. One minute
    Real life story.
  • My sister and her kids live with me, and I'm always waking up to a spoiled brat screaming her lungs out. Her kids don't help either.
  • what's the most hilarious thing a spoiled brat might say? No I'm not
  • What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst.
  • I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time.
  • What's the difference between a spoiled brat and a wine snob? You can't because all they can do is wine.
  • Why did the German woman have to stop spoiling her son with sausages? Because she was making the brat worse.
  • How are muscles and spoiled brats similar? You have to beat them to make them grow.
Spoiled joke, How are muscles and spoiled brats similar?

Spoiled Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny spoiled dog jokes and even better spoiled dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • boxers I was in my room the other day pulling off my boxers when my mum walked in and said "you spoil them dogs you do".
  • My wife walked into the bedroom to find me pulling off my boxers. She told me I spoil the dogs too much.
  • Went up to bed last night and started pulling off my boxers. My wife said "You really spoil those dogs".
    -Jed Stone.
  • I got into bed last night and pulled off my boxers My wife said "you spoil those dogs".
  • Just before bedtime ,I'm sitting at the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off..... My wife says "you spoil those dogs"
  • Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'
  • Just sat on the end of the bed pulling off the boxers. My missus says I'm spoiling these dogs.

Spoiled Ending Jokes

Here is a list of funny spoiled ending jokes and even better spoiled ending puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I saw the new Madeline mccann documentary last night, don't want to spoil the ending but... They got away with it.
  • I don't want to spoil the ending of IT by Stephen King But I can tell you, IT's going down well
  • I don't want to spoil my autobiography for you. But at the end, you find out that you've just wasted £4.99.
  • Saw Solo told my younger brother, that I was going spoil the ending of Solo in only two words. I told him..... Kylo Ren
  • I know why everyone hates Christians... Because they spoiled the ending
  • I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end
Spoiled joke, I'm going to spoil your life

Hilarious Spoiled Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about spoiled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spoiler alert jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spoiled pranks.

I'm not talking to my sister's spoiled daughters.

It's beniece me.

The warning sign

There was a watermelon plantation which had been constantly spoiled by night thieves who were trespassing to steal melons. The owner came with an idea to repel the intruders: he put a warning sign on the plantation's fence: "Beware! Steal on your own risk! One melon below this fence is poisoned!"
The next day, there were no more missing melons and a short text added on the warning sign: "Now there are two".

What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems?

A feminist.

What did the cheese maker say when he found out his dairy supply spoiled?

That's not Gouda.

I think my children are spoiled

I must have left them unrefrigerated for too long before eating them.

I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag

It really spoiled the wedding

On a frosty winter's morning

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
wife writings back 5 minutes after the fact:
"PC is truly spoiled at this point.

My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others.

But I forgot and spoiled it.

Every time someone called me spoiled I felt bad..

that their parents didn't love them.

My son is so spoiled an ungrateful. I got him a trampoline for his birthday, and you know what he said?

Nothing. He just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I heard about this spoiled girl who freaked out...

Because her parents bought her a black Ferrari instead of a blue one.
Really makes me appreciate my parents
Because they bought me a blue one

You know one the main reasons Jeffrey d**... got caught was because his freezer stopped working and the smell became so bad the neighbors were complaining.

The cops came to his door and said "We heard you were keeping a bunch of spoiled brats in here"

A cruise magician...

... Had a parrot who spoiled every trick. You know, like, "That box has a hidden floor".
One day during the performance, the cruise ship exploded, but the magician and the parrot saved themselves on a piece of debris.
They floated along in silence for three days, when the parrot quips "Okay, I give up. How did you manage to make the ship disappear?".

Two brothers open their gifts on Christmas Day...

Two brothers, Jack and Charlie, open their gifts on Christmas Day, only to find that Jack has been spoiled with everything he ever wanted. Seeing his brother so jealous, Jack is basking in his smugness.
_Jack:_ I got so many gifts, I don't even know where to keep them!
_Charlie:_ Was cancer on your letter to Santa?

As the world can communicate freely online directly to anyone, we find ourselves in virtual information abundance, spoiled for choice!

You can now choose between funny p**..., serious p**..., dramatic p**..., scary p**..., or sad p**...!

As a cat, I'm overfed, over pampered, and spoiled rotten...

And I deserve much better than this!

I let my goats get whatever they want, they are spoiled rotten

I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart

My wife asked me, Do you think our kids are spoiled?

I said, No, I think they usually smell that way.

A joke in Arabic

Let's hope this translation works.
A guy who was wasted went to take a p**... in an ally next to a barrel, passed out fell in the barrel pants down, a**... in the air.
A guy who was super high passed by and saw the a**... .. picked a stick and shoved it up the drunk's a**..., the drunk screams.
*No wonder why people are becoming so spoiled this a**... works fine and they throw it in the trash*

Ageism joke

A son asks his father: How do women age?
The father answers:" Women age just like onions, son. They bloat with each year, until they start to stink like a spoiled, rotten, onion."
The wife hears and tells the son:" That's nothing! Men age like Christmas trees. First they loose the leafs, then the b**... fall off."

Spoiled joke, What do you call a spoiled hot dog?

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