Following is our collection of funny Spoil jokes. There are some spoil entirety jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spoil reckon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
This magician was getting annoyed with his parrot, because during every trick the parrot would spoil it by saying something along the lines of "It's in your shirt, braack." He then decided to get rid of him, so he took him on a ship, and into the boiler room. The magician shot the parrot, but missed. The ship exploded and the only survivors were the magician and the parrot, surprisingly. The parrot then says, "Alright, braack, you got me, where is the ship, braack."
My friend just decided to start growing out a beard.
In my opinion: it looked kinda pubic, but I didn't want to spoil it for him so I asked.
"Well, what do you think of it? Do you think you'll keep it? "
To which, he replied,
"Eh, it grew on me."
The Walking Dead's facebook page.
The milk's got 1 day left
Deus Rex Machina
After every great party there is a German to spoil it by asking for the bill... A Greek proverb!
There's a spoiler in the title.
I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.
Because BB-8
Just a long sticker that says "Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"
Lincoln gets killed at the end.
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The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'
Because his watch has ended.
Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging.
I guess that makes him Deadwood.
It's scripted and dragons are not real.
Made a King's landing.
about her for getting home.
Tommy Lee Jones chasing a fugitive.
But at the end, you find out that you've just wasted ยฃ4.99.
...my wife said, "You spoil those dogs."
The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.
He just decided to call it 2016
Man : If you eat chocolates young lad, you will spoil your teeth.
Boy : My grandfather lived 110 years.
Man : By eating chocolate?
Boy : No. By minding his own business.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Of course she did! Who doesn't like a Rebel?
My wife thinks I spoil those dogs.
It might have consequences for the music. One might even say there will be serious...
Repercussions.
is gunna be scripted.
My wife says "you spoil those dogs"
A family is at the zoo and while at the elephant exhibit an elephant is "aroused" the son ask his mom what is that hanging down under the elephant. The mom says "oh that's nothing. The little boy tells his dad what his mom said, and the dad says I spoil that woman.
and asked his mom: "Mom, is god man or a woman".
Mom didn't want to spoil his mind so she said: "Both."
Little jonny went to his room and thought for sometime.
He came back and asked her: "Mom, is god black or white".
Again, the mom didn't want any controversy so she said: "Both."
Jonny again went back to his room and thought for sometime.
Then he came back and asked: "Mom, is god a straight or gay?"
Again, mom didn't want to create any controversy, so again she said: "Both."
This time jonny went to his room and thought really hard.
He came back and said: "Mom I finally figured it out. michael jackson is god"
The old woman was about to die so she calls her husband to her side. With some difficulty she says, "Dear, I have but one final request. Please let my mother ride in the first car with you at my funeral. It will give a good impression.
The husband things for a bit and responds, "All right, but it'll spoil my whole day."
Never gets old.
Protects the property but doesn't spoil the view
Lannister style
I lost.
The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
My Ex-girlfriend works in a
pharmacy, so whenever I want to
spoil her mood I'll just go there to
buy the condom for no reason.
Sometimes I'll go 5 times a day๐๐๐
They couldn't learn the FOIL method.
As he walked in, he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other, "Nine." Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. "Sorry to spoil your evening," said his friend, "but when I walked in they were speaking German"
Jesus dies in the Bible
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view
Someone asked me the other day why I don't tell many jokes
The cheese that I bought has been sitting out for days.
I think it's more like "John Dies at the End" than anything elseโฆ
clear the browser history before he dies.
He got mad at me for giving him Infinity War's spoilers.
Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
Wong on so many levels.
Patrickman Dies...
Why is Red Skull happy to see the mad titan on Vormir?
Cos he is missing Thanos on his face.
It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
we can watch infinity war part 2.
My wife said "you spoil those dogs".
The X-Force was the actual Suicide Squad.
Kylo Ren
Because he refused to do anyone's bidding!
You take the "F" out of "way"
(It took me a while, so don't feel bad, try not to spoil it!)
White walkers are Santa Claus.
The high jump.
My wife said "You really spoil those dogs".
-Jed Stone.
"The milkman was the real father!"
"**Nooooooooo!**"
They got away with it.
1. Laptop
2. One minute
Real life story.
Remember to check your milk for freshness.
You spoil those dogs ....
She told me I spoil the dogs too much.
I don't want to spoil it for you.
I left the milk on the counter all weekend
But I can tell you, IT's going down well
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