The Best 72 Spoil Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spoil jokes. There are some spoil entirety jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spoil reckon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Spoil Jokes and Puns
A magician and his parrot...
This magician was getting annoyed with his parrot, because during every trick the parrot would spoil it by saying something along the lines of "It's in your shirt, braack." He then decided to get rid of him, so he took him on a ship, and into the boiler room. The magician shot the parrot, but missed. The ship exploded and the only survivors were the magician and the parrot, surprisingly. The parrot then says, "Alright, braack, you got me, where is the ship, braack."
His beard.
My friend just decided to start growing out a beard.
In my opinion: it looked kinda pubic, but I didn't want to spoil it for him so I asked.
"Well, what do you think of it? Do you think you'll keep it? "
To which, he replied,
"Eh, it grew on me."
What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat?
The Walking Dead's facebook page.
Spoiler alert!
The milk's got 1 day left
After every great party there is a German to spoil it by asking for the bill
After every great party there is a German to spoil it by asking for the bill... A Greek proverb!
There's a spoiler in the description.
There's a spoiler in the title.
SPOILER ALERT:
I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.
[no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?
Because BB-8
I got a new spoiler on my car.
Just a long sticker that says "Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"
[SPOILER] Ending of Civil War.
Lincoln gets killed at the end.
Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off...
The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'
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[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?
Because his watch has ended.
[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how..
Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging.
*Spoiler* Game of thrones spoiler.
It's scripted and dragons are not real.
(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen...
Made a King's landing.
SPOILERS: Finding Dory was just a Movie....
about her for getting home.
Spoiler alert: the new Bourne movie has...
Tommy Lee Jones chasing a fugitive.
I don't want to spoil my autobiography for you.
But at the end, you find out that you've just wasted £4.99.
I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when...
...my wife said, "You spoil those dogs."
*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked
The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.
[Spoilers] George R. R. Martin has already released Winds of Winter.
He just decided to call it 2016
A boy was sitting in a bus eating chocolate. The elderly man next to him asked him...
Man : If you eat chocolates young lad, you will spoil your teeth.
Boy : My grandfather lived 110 years.
Man : By eating chocolate?
Boy : No. By minding his own business.
Why did the cannibal only eat half the staff at the restaurant?
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
I sat on the edge of my bed, gently tugging off my boxers... ;)
My wife thinks I spoil those dogs.
When you have too many spoilt drumsets and cymbals in a band...
It might have consequences for the music. One might even say there will be serious...
Repercussions.
I got a copy of a story line for next years wrestle mania. I decided to spoil it for my friends by telling them that next years wrestle mania
is gunna be scripted.
Just before bedtime ,I'm sitting at the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off.....
My wife says "you spoil those dogs"
Dad zoo joke
A family is at the zoo and while at the elephant exhibit an elephant is "aroused" the son ask his mom what is that hanging down under the elephant. The mom says "oh that's nothing. The little boy tells his dad what his mom said, and the dad says I spoil that woman.
So, little jonny came back from the church...
and asked his mom: "Mom, is god man or a woman".
Mom didn't want to spoil his mind so she said: "Both."
Little jonny went to his room and thought for sometime.
He came back and asked her: "Mom, is god black or white".
Again, the mom didn't want any controversy so she said: "Both."
Jonny again went back to his room and thought for sometime.
Then he came back and asked: "Mom, is god a straight or gay?"
Again, mom didn't want to create any controversy, so again she said: "Both."
This time jonny went to his room and thought really hard.
He came back and said: "Mom I finally figured it out. michael jackson is god"
Some things just ruin your day...
The old woman was about to die so she calls her husband to her side. With some difficulty she says, "Dear, I have but one final request. Please let my mother ride in the first car with you at my funeral. It will give a good impression.
The husband things for a bit and responds, "All right, but it'll spoil my whole day."
I like to spoil the plot of Peter Pan for people.
Never gets old.
I called my girlfriend's mini skirt a fence
Protects the property but doesn't spoil the view
[Spoiler] In Game of Thrones, what is Jon and Dany's favorite sexual position?
Lannister style
[Spoiler Alert] What's inside Hilary's new book, "What Happened".
I lost.
Spoiler alert!
The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
My Ex girlfriend works in a pharmacy,
My Ex-girlfriend works in a
pharmacy, so whenever I want to
spoil her mood I'll just go there to
buy the condom for no reason.
Sometimes I'll go 5 times a day😂😂😂
You know those people who always let leftovers spoil? I tried teaching them algebra...
They couldn't learn the FOIL method.
A guy was meeting his friend in the bar
As he walked in, he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other, "Nine." Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. "Sorry to spoil your evening," said his friend, "but when I walked in they were speaking German"
Spoiler alert
Jesus dies in the Bible
How is a mini skirt like a fence?
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view
Because I always spoil the punchline.
Someone asked me the other day why I don't tell many jokes
Spoiler Alert!!
The cheese that I bought has been sitting out for days.
[Spoilers] If Lion King and Black Panther taught me anything it is that
(Spoiler) My friends think "A Quiet Place" is a lot like "Tremors"
I think it's more like "John Dies at the End" than anything else…
[Spoiler] Do you know that Nick Fury was sending a signal from his Pager to
clear the browser history before he dies.
*SPOILER ALERT* Today I killed a spider in front of a bug lover.
He got mad at me for giving him Infinity War's spoilers.
[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt
Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
[NO SPOILERS] What do you call Doctor Strange's assistant in an elevator?
Wong on so many levels.
Spoiler For Infinity War
Patrickman Dies...
Spoiled alert
Your cheese is old
[SPOILER] Infinity War
Why is Red Skull happy to see the mad titan on Vormir?
Cos he is missing Thanos on his face.
[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War
It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
[Spoiler] Thanks to Peter Quill,
we can watch infinity war part 2.
I got into bed last night and pulled off my boxers
My wife said "you spoil those dogs".
Spoiler: Why do cleaners hate infinity war?
Because of all the dust they have to clean up.
SPOILERS for Deadpool 2
The X-Force was the actual Suicide Squad.
Saw Solo told my younger brother, that I was going spoil the ending of Solo in only two words. I told him.....
Kylo Ren
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway carrier bag?
You take the "F" out of "way"
(It took me a while, so don't feel bad, try not to spoil it!)
(Spoilers) Why cant Jon Snow sit still?
He has aunts in his pants,
*spoilers* How do you pick up chicks like Margaery Tyrell?
With a broom.
Spoilers
White walkers are Santa Claus.
What did the spoiled egg say to the scrambled egg?
Boilt egggg: Yo looks a mess!
Scramble ehg: boi
Went up to bed last night and started pulling off my boxers.
My wife said "You really spoil those dogs".
-Jed Stone.
"Look out, it's the Spoiler! He's gonna ruin every joke on the sub!"
"The milkman was the real father!"
"**Nooooooooo!**"
I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don't want to spoil the ending but...
They got away with it.
What does a spoiled brat need to break a laptop in 1 minute?
1. Laptop
2. One minute
Real life story.
Spoiler alert!
Remember to check your milk for freshness.
I sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, the wife leans in and says:
You spoil those dogs ....
My wife walked into the bedroom to find me pulling off my boxers.
She told me I spoil the dogs too much.
Last night I watched a movie called "Fresh Meat".
I don't want to spoil it for you.
Spoiler alert
I left the milk on the counter all weekend
I don't want to spoil the ending of IT by Stephen King
But I can tell you, IT's going down well
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