Spock Jokes
41 spock jokes and hilarious spock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spock Short Jokes
Short spock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spock humour may include short enterprise jokes also.
- [In honor of Leonard Nimoy] How many ears does Spock have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
- Yo Mama's so fat... Yo Mama's so fat, even Spock thought she outweighed the needs of the many!
- I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!
- Fun fact: Mr Spock actually had three ears. *The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear*
- What do Captain Kirk and Mister Spock do to get their baggage up to their hotel room? Tell a porter.
- Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo? Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
- How many ears does Spock have ? 3 :
the left one, the right one, and the final front ear. - This one might be a stretch Which Star Trek character do cleaners hate the most?
Mister Spock
Missed a spot... yah. :'( - Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner
I know it's old, but I love it so - Toilet Paper and Spock How are toilet paper and Spock similar?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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Spock One Liners
Which spock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spock? I can suggest the ones about rim and bathroom.
- How many ears does Spock have? 3
A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear. - What did Spock find in the bathroom? \-The captain's log
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The captain's log.
- Mr. Spock actually had 3 Ears! A left ear, a right ear
and a final front ear - what did Spock find in the ships lavatory? the captain's log
- What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise? What's up Spock?
- Why Did Spock Use Kirk's Bathroom? ...Because he wanted to see the Captain's log
- How many ears did Mr. Spock have? 3: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
- What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock? Finding Nimoy
- Q: What is vulcanized rubber? A: Spock's birth control.
- If the shocker don't rock her. Spock Her.
- What's a Vulcan's favorite cleaner? Spock n' Span
- what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan
- If Mr. Spock has pointy ears, what does Mr. Scott have? Engineers
- What does Spock use for birth control? Vulcanized Rubber
Uproarious Spock Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about spock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vulcanized jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spock pranks.
This is true: I picked up a pack of ear plugs at work today and it had three in the pack
The maintenance guy said that's the Spock pack
Me: Spock pack?
Maint: aye; one for the left ear, one for the right ear - and one for the final front ear
What did Spock find in the toilet of the USS Enterprise?
**The Captain's log.**
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Bonus Trekkie Joke:
*Why is Star Trek like the toilet paper in there?*
... because it keeps searching Uranus for Klingons.
If Mr. Spock uses a c**......
...does that make it vulcanized rubber?
Captain Kirk and Spock are chatting one day...
Kirk: " Spock you always remain so calm and even handed when talking with people who are obviously less intelligent than you. How do you do it? "
Spock: " Well Captain I simply agree with whatever they say."
Kirk: " What? That's absolutely ridiculous! "
Spock: " I completely agree Jim. "
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Kirk and Spock were trapped on a planet and were waiting for rescue.
Kirk complained to Spock that his legs were getting tired from just standing around.
Spock said "there's a tree right there let's cut it down with our phasers and make a bench."
"You're a genius!" Exclaimed Kirk.
"Nonsense" replied Spock "it's only log-ical"
Question about baby expert Dr. Spock
Given that Dr. Benjamin Spock was one of the leading experts in pregnancy and early childhood, having written a famous book (BABY & CHILD CARE) for expecting & new mothers on taking care of their babies...
Would it be correct to call Dr. Spock a Mother-FAQer?
What type of c**... does Spock use?
Vulcanized rubber!
