The Best 6 Splurge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Splurge jokes. There are some splurge binge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these splurge wasteful puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Splurge Jokes and Puns

I thought of this joke this morning in the shower

A professional baseball team is at the airport flying home after a huge victory, and the team manager decides to splurge by buying first class tickets for everyone. Excited to fly in luxury, everyone boards the plane. The team quickly realizes, though, that they failed to reserve enough seats. Nobody is quite sure what to do, but eventually a rookie on the team stands up and shouts "put me in coach!"

I usually don't pay for sex...

...but sometimes I like to splurge.

When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her

Calm down, it's not what you think...

My father was never cheap

My father was never cheap. He'd always splurge and pay $5 for a $2 haircut.

I splurged and bought a mop.

I had to, to clean up the splurge.



Credit to @ActualLiam on Twitter. Only a handful of followers but he's consistently great.


Me and my wife normally buy cheap chinese rip-offs..

But recently I decided to splurge and go to an adoption centre instead.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the splurge spend jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working splurge escort piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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