The Best 10 Splinter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Splinter jokes. There are some splinter fracture jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these splinter foot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Splinter Jokes and Puns

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why was the little boy too scared to reach into his Happy Meal for the Ninja Turtles toy?

Last time he did it, he got a Splinter.

Something about splinters grosses me out, and I don't know why.

They aren't exactly disgusting, but they always get under my skin.

I had a splinter one time...

...I guess you could say it got out of hand

Nobody believes me when I tell them I had a splinter when touring Spain and a playful little kid helped get rid of it.

Nobody expects the Spanish imp incision.

What does Louis CK do when he gets a splinter?

Pulls it out.

Splinters are woods way of sexual assault

They can go deep inside you, and the bigger they are, the more it hurts.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What do you get when you put two Palestinians in the same room?

3 splinter faction

April O'Neill: one of your turtles raped me

Splinter : which one ?

April : I couldn't recognize as he wasn't wearing a mask

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the splinter split puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working splinter painful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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