The Best 7 Spliff Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spliff jokes. There are some spliff cig jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spliff cigaret puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spliff Jokes and Puns

My mum and dad just named their new puppy Spliff

They said it was a joint decision.

A friend and I just rolled the worlds biggest spliff

It was a joint effort.

Shaggy's spliffs don't get me very high...

...but Scooby's doobies do

I attacked a man with a spliff yesterday...

I was charged with "assault using a blunt instrument"

"Look" said Harry, "Descartes' having a spliff"

The philosopher's stoned


Two dropouts shared a spliff.

It was a joint effort.

Missing spliff

If I lost my spliff would it be considered a dislocated joint?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spliff koala jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spliff vapist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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