The Best 3 Splendid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Splendid jokes. There are some splendid brilliantly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these splendid impregnate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Splendid Jokes and Puns

Mommy and Daddy rabbit were enjoying a splendid afternoon in the woods.

Suddenly, the sound of hunting dogs shattered their idyllic time together. They ran for their lives. The dogs were relentless. Finally the two terrified bunnies took shelter in a hollow log. The dogs had them trapped. The situation seemed hopeless.
Daddy looked at Mommy and said "Well, we'll just have to outnumber them."

A girl married a man who only had one foot…

The next day, her mother called her and asked, "My dear, what do you think about marriage?"

Her daughter replied, "Oh, it's real splendid, even though he only has one foot!"

Her mom cackled, "You're so lucky! When I married your dad, he only had one inch!"

Should we eliminate psychopaths from the gene pool?

On face value it might seem like a splendid idea, but as much suffering and pain these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the splendid delightful jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working splendid mjolnir piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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