The Best 5 Splenda Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Splenda jokes. There are some splenda aspartame jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these splenda fanta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Splenda Jokes and Puns

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money?

A splenda daddy.

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun :

A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

What do you call a rich guy on a diet?

Big Splenda

Sugar momma got diabeetus

I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got she's my splenda mama.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the splenda diabetic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working splenda nutrasweet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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