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Splatter Jokes

8 splatter jokes and hilarious splatter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about splatter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Splatter Jokes are a fun and wacky take on traditional jokes, using paint splatters, squirters, rhinos, and stoatally funny animals! Laugh out loud with these hilarious jokes, sure to make you chuckle!

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Playful Splatter Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What is a good splatter joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My favourite s**... position is the JFK

I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!

My favorite s**... position is the JFK.

It's where I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

I invented a new s**... position called the JFK

I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car.

It was a boring day in the tall office building…

o**... says, Hey, Boss, let's all go to roof. I'll show you a neat trick!
So, the boss and a bunch of other office workers file up to the very high roof. The guy says, Boss! Watch how strong the winds are in the city with all these skyscrapers! Then, business suit and all, he jumps from the ledge. Within seconds he comes back up, landing awkwardly on the roof.
The boss says, Let me try! He jumps off and plummets like a rock, splattering on the pavement dozens of floors below.
The group is stunned, but Lois thinks, Why did Clark hate Perry so much?

I dropped the thanksgiving dinner and caused a geopolitical incident.

The fall of Turkey. The splattering of Greece. And the breaking up of China.

My favourite s**... move is the JFK

I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car

What do you call a Polish person who splatters paint everywhere?

Jackson p**....

So I'm at a protest right now

And in front of the crowd there's a lifted truck revving it's engine and on the windshield there's a banner that says All Lives Splatter . Should I be worried?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about splatter can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of splatter puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these splatter jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.