The Best 7 Splatter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Splatter jokes. There are some splatter stoatally jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these splatter plop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Splatter Jokes and Puns

My favourite sex position is the JFK

I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!

My favorite sex position is the JFK.

It's where I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

I invented a new sex position called the JFK

I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car.

My favourite sexual move is the JFK

I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car

So I'm at a protest right now

And in front of the crowd there's a lifted truck revving it's engine and on the windshield there's a banner that says All Lives Splatter . Should I be worried?


A man buys a mixer

A man bought a kitchen mixer on sale from the thrift shop, every time he used it, the batter would splatter, but it was too late by the time he realized it did nothing but stir up trouble...

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the splatter squirt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working splatter pandas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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