The Best 11 Splat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Splat jokes. There are some splat splatter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these splat rooftop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Splat Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a man falling from a 40 story building and a 4 story building?

One goes: Ahhhhhhhhh.... Splat
And the other goes: Splat....Ahhhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a jumper and a sweater?

A sweater doesn't go splat after falling 40 stories...

Not so funny short joke

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Splat joke, Not so funny short joke

My mom said my Pawpaw would say this joke all the time in the car. They'd be driving along and a bug would splat against the windshield and he'd say...

"I bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again."

What's the difference between a paintball player and a skydiver?

A paint baller goes *SPLAT* Dang!

A skydiver goes Dang! *SPLAT*

What's the difference between falling from the 20th floor and the 2nd floor?

20th floor:

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (***SPLAT***)

2nd floor:

* (***SPLAT***) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh......

Just a hotel bar...

There was a bar on the 42nd floor of the hotel. A dude drinks some whiskey . Then he says watch this. To a dude. He jumps out a window and right before he hits the ground he softly lands and comes back up to the bar. Puzzled, the dude asks how did you do that? The man says just drink some whiskey. The dude has some whiskey and jumps out the window and lands with a SPLAT!!! The bartender says Superman, your such a bad person when you are drunk.

Splat joke, Just a hotel bar...

New Yorkers are the fastest readers.

80 stories in ten seconds splat!

Why is the sloth trying to cross the road?

Becau- *SPLAT*

In light of recent adverse publicity, Boeing executives are considering renaming the company.

Boom and Splat did not make the list of finalists.

(Too soon?)

A little push

One day my friend really needed help, so I gave him the push he needed.


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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the splat manhole jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working splat jumps piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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