Splash Jokes
44 splash jokes and hilarious splash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about splash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Splash Short Jokes
Short splash jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The splash humour may include short drops jokes also.
- Water can solve all your issues. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Need to wake up? Splash water on your face. Someone annoying you? Drown them.
- Why did the squirrel swim in the lake on the first day of spring? It wanted to make a splash!
- Heard a vintage 2011 today. The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
- water can solve all your problems, want to lose weight, drink mor water, want to wake up, splash want water on your face, someone getting on your nerves, drown them
- A marine walks into a bar and tries to order a Bin Laden What's that? , the bartender asked
The marine replied, two shots and a splash of water . - 6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.
- There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid. Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him.
- What's the difference between broadway and sitting on the toilet? On Broadway you're trying to make a splash!
- A poem In days of old
When Knights were bold
And toilet lights were dim
You'd hear a splash and then a shout
'Oh no! He's fallen in' - Did you hear about the guy who was run over in a freak steamroller incident in a printing shop? He made quite a splash across the headlines, but left a good impression on paper
Badoom pssshhh
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Splash One Liners
Which splash one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with splash? I can suggest the ones about shots and impact.
- I accidentally splashed pickle juice in my eyes Now I'm brined.
- What's the ocean's favorite icecream flavor? pa-splash-io
- A blind man walks into a fish market by the sea And says, hello ladi... *splash*
- Have you heard of the new bin laden drink? It's made of two shots and a splash of water.
- Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash.
- I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water.
- *Anti-vax kids splashing happily in the pool* "Marco!" Polio !
- Have you heard of the Indonesian concert? It was a splash out
- What killed the Wicked Witch of The West? Splash damage
- A man walks into a caffe splash
- A man enters in a coffee, splash Let's see how many downvotes can I get
- What happens when you throw a purple rock into the Pacific Ocean? It goes *splash*
- A man walks into a cafè... splash!
- Once upon a time, a man entering a cafe .. .. and splash
- I'm a great salsa dancer. I make a big splash!
Giggle-Inducing Splash Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about splash you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shoot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make splash pranks.
A priest and a pastor...
... are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, 'The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late!'
They hold up the sign to cars passing by.
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yells the first driver as he speeds by.
From around the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
"Do you think," says the priest to the pastor, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
A priest and a pastor are standing on the side of the road
They are holding a sign that reads "The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late!"
A passing driver yells, "You guys are nuts!" and speeds past them.
From around the corner they can hear screeching tires- then a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and says, "Do you think we should just put a sign up that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
I got the worst blue b**... ever today.
Man, I hate back splash from porta-potties
A homeless man passed out while walking in front of a McDonald's.
Everyone around surrounded the man to see what could be done to help him.
A woman from the crowd yelled: " Bring him water and splash some of it on his face!"
The man opened his eyes immediately and said: "Hey! If I needed water I would of passed out in front of Aquafina.
Blonde Woman Wants To Look Young Again
A blonde woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
The milkman read the note, and thought there must be a mistake. He asked the women if she meant 2.5 gallons.
The blonde woman said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want the milk to be pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my b**.... I can splash it on my eyes."
A Native American goes to court
and says: - "I want to change my name"
the clerk asks him: "What is your name?"
\-"The big round rock that rolled down the hill and fell into the creek"
\-"And what will your new name be?"
\-"Splash"
Did you hear they came out with a drink called the o**... Bin Laden?
It's two shots and a splash of water.
I accidentally dropped my dog's p**... bag down a hole in the ground.
I heard some water splash when it reached the bottom. It was so far down now! Well, c**...!
Splash Zone
I have the same rule for a p**... contest contest as I do for Sea World. I'm down to watch but I don't want to be anywhere close enough that I might get wet
Did you hear about Bruce Banner losing his temper at the Avengers' pool party?
He made a Hulk Splash
Comedian Gallagher, Famous for Smashing Watermelons, dies at 76
He wasn't as good as Smashing Pumpkins, but he made a splash.
John Boehner is lucky Pope Francis didn't splash any holy water on him.
He wouldn't have been crying. He would have burst into flames.
A rabbi and a priest stand on the side of the road...
A rabbi and a priest are standing on the side of the road with a big sign next to them reading: "CAUTION: THE END IS NEAR."
A car drives by, and the driver yells, "Keep your religious babble to yourselves!" A few moments later he drives right off the end of the road into the river with a huge splash.
The rabbi turns to the priest & says, "I told you we should have just written 'CAUTION: THE BRIDGE IS BROKEN.'"
Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar
Customer: "I'll have a Bin Laden, please."
Barman: "Sir, what is dat?"
Customer: "Two shots and a splash of water."
My roommate complained about me peeing in the shower, but to my way of thinking it's just a sensible way to save water.
Also, it's not like I'm going to miss from less than arm's length away.
And even if I do splash on her feet, it rinses right off at once.
Three long poos stretch down, one after the other, and silently enter the water without a splash
The toilet bowl says 'Why the long f**...?'
"Does this bus stop at the river?"
"Well, if you hear a really big splash, the answer is no."
How do you know your in Las Vegas
When the s**... club has a splash zone
Why aren't astronauts allowed to have soda since the challenger?
Because that time there was a problem involving 7-up with a splash of teacher
