The Best 37 Splash Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Splash jokes. There are some splash dive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these splash bridge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Splash Jokes and Puns

Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden?

It's two shots and a splash of water.

A priest and a pastor...

... are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, 'The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late!'

They hold up the sign to cars passing by.

"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yells the first driver as he speeds by.

From around the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

"Do you think," says the priest to the pastor, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar


Customer: "I'll have a Bin Laden, please."

Barman: "Sir, what is dat?"

Customer: "Two shots and a splash of water."

Splash joke, Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar

A rabbi and a priest stand on the side of the road...

A rabbi and a priest are standing on the side of the road with a big sign next to them reading: "CAUTION: THE END IS NEAR."

A car drives by, and the driver yells, "Keep your religious babble to yourselves!" A few moments later he drives right off the end of the road into the river with a huge splash.

The rabbi turns to the priest & says, "I told you we should have just written 'CAUTION: THE BRIDGE IS BROKEN.'"

Heard a vintage 2011 today.

The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.


The Tsunami in Japan

Everybody knows that the reason for the tsunami in Japan was because Magikarp was using splash all the time.

A man walks into a caffe

splash

Splash joke, A man walks into a caffe

What killed the Wicked Witch of The West?

Splash damage

Guy walks into a bar and asks for a "Lindsay Lohan shot"...

Bartender asks "What is that?"
He replies with "Oh you know, A redheaded-slut with a splash of coke."

John Boehner is lucky Pope Francis didn't splash any holy water on him.

He wouldn't have been crying. He would have burst into flames.

I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden

Two shots and splash of water.

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Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album?

It didn't make much of a splash.

A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and Santa Claus

all jump from the golden gate bridge at the same time. Who makes the biggest splash? The dumb blonde, because the others don't exist!

There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid.

Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him.

Have you heard of the new bin laden drink?

It's made of two shots and a splash of water.

6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden

Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.

Splash joke, 6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden

A priest and a pastor are standing on the side of the road

They are holding a sign that reads "The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late!"

A passing driver yells, "You guys are nuts!" and speeds past them.

From around the corner they can hear screeching tires- then a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and says, "Do you think we should just put a sign up that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

Why aren't astronauts allowed to have soda since the challenger?

Because that time there was a problem involving 7-up with a splash of teacher

Water can solve all your issues. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Need to wake up? Splash water on your face. Someone annoying you?

Drown them.


water can solve all your problems, want to lose weight, drink mor water, want to wake up, splash want water on your face, someone getting on your nerves,

drown them

A marine walks into a bar and tries to order a Bin Laden

What's that? , the bartender asked

The marine replied, two shots and a splash of water .

What's the difference between broadway and sitting on the toilet?

On Broadway you're trying to make a splash!

How do you know your in Las Vegas

When the strip club has a splash zone

"Does this bus stop at the river?"

"Well, if you hear a really big splash, the answer is no."

A homeless man passed out while walking in front of a McDonald's.

Everyone around surrounded the man to see what could be done to help him.

A woman from the crowd yelled: " Bring him water and splash some of it on his face!"

The man opened his eyes immediately and said: "Hey! If I needed water I would of passed out in front of Aquafina.

What's the common point between the kid online who said he f**ked your mom and Magikcarp's splash attack?

Nothing happened.

Have you heard of the Indonesian concert?

It was a splash out

Three long poos stretch down, one after the other, and silently enter the water without a splash

The toilet bowl says 'Why the long faeces?'

My roommate complained about me peeing in the shower, but to my way of thinking it's just a sensible way to save water.

Also, it's not like I'm going to miss from less than arm's length away.

And even if I do splash on her feet, it rinses right off at once.

A blind man walks into a fish market by the sea

And says, hello ladi... *splash*

I got the worst blue balls ever today.

Man, I hate back splash from porta-potties

Blonde Woman Wants To Look Young Again

A blonde woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

The milkman read the note, and thought there must be a mistake. He asked the women if she meant 2.5 gallons.

The blonde woman said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want the milk to be pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes."

A poem

In days of old

When Knights were bold

And toilet lights were dim

You'd hear a splash and then a shout

'Oh no! He's fallen in'

Did you hear about the guy who was run over in a freak steamroller incident in a printing shop?

He made quite a splash across the headlines, but left a good impression on paper

Badoom pssshhh

A Native American goes to court

and says: - "I want to change my name"

the clerk asks him: "What is your name?"

\-"The big round rock that rolled down the hill and fell into the creek"

\-"And what will your new name be?"

\-"Splash"

Splash Zone

I have the same rule for a pissing contest contest as I do for Sea World. I'm down to watch but I don't want to be anywhere close enough that I might get wet

I accidentally dropped my dog's poo bag down a hole in the ground.

I heard some water splash when it reached the bottom. It was so far down now! Well, crap!

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