Spite Jokes
15 spite jokes and hilarious spite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spite Short Jokes
Short spite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spite humour may include short revenge jokes also.
- In spite of all our differences here on Reddit, I'm glad about one thing. Everyone reading this.... is on the same page.
- I unscrambled the letters to spell anger hate spite and malice It was a cross word puzzle.
- In spite of my anger, I decided not to bring my wetsuit to the beach. It was a rash decision.
- My Arabic friend was thinking about throwing his Gillete razors away but decided not to In spite of everything, they're still the best Aman can get
- I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings. I honestly can't see what all the fuss was about.
- People say that we are years away AI capable of emotion, But if the pure spite that is written into printer software is any indication, I'd say we're already there.
- Do you know why Batman didn't become a cop in spite of facing the same risk as cops? He doesn't want to do the paperwork
- So the school nurse gave my daughter 12 kinds of shampoo... She said variety was the spite of lice
- Why was the fly not convicted of m**..., in spite of hard evidence? The jury thought it was just a fly.
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Spite One Liners
Which spite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spite? I can suggest the ones about vengeance and grudge.
- If I had a dollar for everything I did out of spite... I wouldn't take the money.
Hilarious Fun Spite Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about spite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avenge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spite pranks.
BIG fight
Me and the wife had a big fight,she told me to leave the house. To spite her I went upstairs and packed my bags. As I was walking down the stairs, a suitcase in each hand, I see she's waiting for me at the foot of the stairs. When we're at eye level, she says to me. 'I hope you die a slow and painful death.' Looking into her eyes, I reply, "So, now you want me to stay?'
Mother of Six
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife Mother of Six in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, Shall we go home Mother of Six?
His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back… Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!
My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink
He went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen. He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets. He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward. Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.
My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....
I've never heard him complain
In spite of the recent weather in the UK recently.
And also because the nearest shop was a mile away, I went to 84 year old Margaret's house next door to see if she needed anything from the shop.
She said she needed a few things so I gave her my list of things that I needed.
I mean there's no point in both of us going out in that n**... weather!
