The Best 16 Spite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spite jokes. There are some spite intend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spite consideration puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spite Jokes and Puns

BIG fight

Me and the wife had a big fight,she told me to leave the house. To spite her I went upstairs and packed my bags. As I was walking down the stairs, a suitcase in each hand, I see she's waiting for me at the foot of the stairs. When we're at eye level, she says to me. 'I hope you die a slow and painful death.' Looking into her eyes, I reply, "So, now you want me to stay?'

Mother of Six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife Mother of Six in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, Shall we go home Mother of Six?

His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back… Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!

In spite of all our differences here on Reddit, I'm glad about one thing.

Everyone reading this.... is on the same page.

Spite joke, In spite of all our differences here on Reddit, I'm glad about one thing.

My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink

He went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen. He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets. He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward. Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.

My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I've never heard him complain


If I had a dollar for everything I did out of spite...

I wouldn't take the money.

I unscrambled the letters to spell anger hate spite and malice

It was a cross word puzzle.

Spite joke, I unscrambled the letters to spell  anger   hate   spite  and  malice

In spite of my anger, I decided not to bring my wetsuit to the beach.

It was a rash decision.

In spite of the recent weather in the UK recently.

And also because the nearest shop was a mile away, I went to 84 year old Margaret's house next door to see if she needed anything from the shop.

She said she needed a few things so I gave her my list of things that I needed.

I mean there's no point in both of us going out in that nasty weather!

My Arabic friend was thinking about throwing his Gillete razors away but decided not to

In spite of everything, they're still the best Aman can get

I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings.

I honestly can't see what all the fuss was about.

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People say that we are years away AI capable of emotion,

But if the pure spite that is written into printer software is any indication, I'd say we're already there.

Do you know why Batman didn't become a cop in spite of facing the same risk as cops?

He doesn't want to do the paperwork

Why was the fly not convicted of murder, in spite of hard evidence?

The jury thought it was just a fly.

A Man walks into a womens restroom [NSFW]

Just to lift all the seats in spite of his wife canceling the cable because he forgot to put it down at home.

So the school nurse gave my daughter 12 kinds of shampoo...

She said variety was the spite of lice

Spite joke, So the school nurse gave my daughter 12 kinds of shampoo...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spite intervene jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spite proud piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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