Spit Out Jokes
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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says "Spit out the gum!"
A train says "Chew! Chew!"
Ye, courtesy of my 8 year old daughter.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, "Spit out your gum!"
The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?
Because it was two years old
Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
hahahha
Why did she spit out the turkey soup?
She said it had a fowl taste.
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Guess who i am
I am a long object. You put me in your mouth and shake me. Then you either s**... or spit out white liquid . Yes, it is me your toothbrush
Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?
Because it came from the Suez.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
A Close Shave
An older man getting his hair cut said to the barber, I have very loose skin on my face so I can never seem to get a good close shave. Any ideas?
The barber handed him a small wooden ball and said, Place this in your mouth and roll it around to whichever side I'm shaving. It will stretch out the skin and I'll give you the best shave you've had in years.
The man did what the barber said and sure enough. his face was smooth as silk after the shave. He spit out the wooden ball and said, I just have one question- What would happen if I accidentally swallowed that wooden ball?
You'd bring it back in a few days, like everyone else does.
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