Spirit Jokes
140 spirit jokes and hilarious spirit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spirit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Read our collection of Spirit Jokes that'll have you chuckling! From Spirit Airlines to Spirit Levels and beyond, we have jokes for every spirit imaginable. So whether you're looking for good vibes or ghoulish fun, these jokes have something for everyone.
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- Short Spirit Jokes
- Spirit One Liners
- Holy Spirit Jokes
- Spirit Animal Jokes
- Teen Spirit Jokes
- Spirit Airlines Jokes
- Spirit Level Jokes
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Funniest Spirit Short Jokes
Short spirit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spirit humour may include short spark jokes also.
- Joke from my 8 year old daughter for Halloween. Why didn't the ghost like to take showers?
Because it would dampen his spirits. - I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal.
- Why is there a ring of salt around the rim of a margarita glass? To keep the spirits from escaping.
- A ghost walks into a bar "Sorry sir" the barmen says, "We don't serve spirits after eleven"
- Did you hear about the baby ghost who joined the football team? He heard the coach say they needed a little team spirit.
- A man walks into a graveyard bar "Can I get a beer?" he asks as he walks up to the bar.
"I'm sorry," replies the bartender. "We serve only spirits." - My grandpa once told me he dated Marie Curie. He was attracted to her glowing spirit and radiant personality.
Sadly, their relationship became toxic. - The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain
Paul was the heart
George was the spirit
Ringo was the drummer - The average person has s**... 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
- After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky
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Spirit One Liners
Which spirit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spirit? I can suggest the ones about ghost and angel.
- "Do you want to hear a joke about ghost?" "Yes."
"That's the spirit!" - Jack Daniels couldn't be here today, But he's here in spirit.
- How does a booze thief make you feel better? He lifts your spirits.
- Why did the ghost get in the elevator? To lift his spirits.
- What do ghosts do when they're sad? They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
- Feeling down? Try necromancy, it's sure to... raise your spirits.
- I’m not feeling well, so I picked up some dumplings to soup up my spirits.
- Do you want to hear a joke about a ghost? That's the spirit.
- How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
- Why don't ghosts go out in the rain? It dampens their spirits
- Why was the kleptomaniac clown visiting the liquor store? He was lifting their spirits
- Did you hear about the alcoholic medium? He made all the spirits disappear.
- Why do ghosts like to ride the elevator? It lifts their spirits
happy spoopy day - yo momma so fat.. Jesus couldn't lift her spirit
- What is Tiger Woods' spirit animal? Idk, but his wife said he was a Cheetah
Holy Spirit Jokes
Here is a list of funny holy spirit jokes and even better holy spirit puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- God took a paternity test He found out he was the father, the son and the holy spirit.
- Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
- Since Christians believe that God is The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit Clearly states that Jesus Christ suffered from Tripolar Disorder.
- Apparently I need to listen more in church. Turns out the preacher wasn't talking about Jim Beam when he asked if anyone had been drunk on the Holy Spirit.
- What do you call it when Jesus turns his blood to wine? Holy spirits
- Why did Timmy drink all the communion wine? He wanted to be filled with the Holy Spirit.
- Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
- Holy Spirit: "Josepf, Maria is already giving birth to your son and you still don't know the name! Hurry!" Josepf: "Jeesus, I don't knooow."
- May The Force Be With You And with your spirit!
In the name of the Vader, Obi-Wan, and the holy Jedha.... - What did the Holy Spirit get God for his birthday? Omnipresence
Spirit Animal Jokes
Here is a list of funny spirit animal jokes and even better spirit animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I hate it when people talk about their 'spirit animals' It's 2018, you can say fursona.
- What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog.
- I just found out my spirit animal is a tapeworm Don't ask me how I know, I can just feel it inside of me y'know
- I just realized what Mitch McConnell's spirit animal It's a obese snapping turtle
- What is an environmentalist's spirit animal? The pork-a-pine.
- My spirit animal is the Blue Whale... ...nobody bothers him, doesn't really bother anyone else, eats tons of shrimp everyday and frequents shady massage parlors.
- I was at a party when someone told me my spirit animal was an owl. I was quite the hoot.
- What's Bill Murray's spirit animal? Bill Furray
- Your momma so s**...... ...her spirit animal is the s**....
- What is the spirit animal of a d**...? Pegasus.
Teen Spirit Jokes
Here is a list of funny teen spirit jokes and even better teen spirit puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A Hindu candle company has released a "Nirvana" scented candle. It smells like teen spirit.
- Kurt Cobain hated Smells Like Teen Spirit so much... He killed the songwriter
- Why did kurt Cobain kill himself? Because he thought his shotgun smelled like teen spirit!
- How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells like teen spirit.
- How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit.
- My farts smells like teen spirit. t**....
Spirit Airlines Jokes
Here is a list of funny spirit airlines jokes and even better spirit airlines puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a ghost's favorite way to travel? Spirit airlines.
- If you play the United video backwards... It looks like someone boarding a Spirit Airlines flight
- I was going to say a joke about Spirit Airlines But jokes about flying Spirit sometimes work, sometimes don't. Just like their airplanes.
- Saw a Steve Jobs doppelganger on a Spirit airlines flight today You could say that he was there, in Spirit.
- I'm currently on a flight with Spirit Airlines..
Spirit Level Jokes
Here is a list of funny spirit level jokes and even better spirit level puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the carpenter say when his spirit level broke? He literally could not even.
- How can you tell if a carpenter is happy? Check his spirit level.
- How do you flatten a ghost? With a spirit level.
- How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!
- What floor do the ghost busters live on? The spirit level.
Happy Spirit Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about spirit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sphere jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spirit pranks.
Me: Sometimes I hear a voice and I think it might be an evil spirit, should I be afraid?
**Therapist:** That's actually quite common, sometimes I hear a whiny b**... girly voice.
**Me:** What do you mean?
**Therapist:** There it goes again.
I said to my girlfriend, "Do you want to experiment with a role-play r**... fantasy?"
She said, "**NO!**"
I said, "*That's the spirit!*" —Jimmy Carr
Methylated Spirit
A scruffy homeless man walks into a DIY store.
"Bottle of methylated spirit please."
"Look mate, no offense but I wasn't born yesterday. I can't sell that to you when I know you're just gonna drink it."
"Hey, what are you implying? This is ridiculous, I'm using it for woodwork!"
"All right, all right..." says the shopkeeper, taking a bottle of the shelf.
"Oh, haven't you got a cold one?"
A man orders a shot of ever spirit in the bar, downs them all and says to the barman "I probably shouldn't have had all of those with what I've got". "Why?", asks the concerned barman, "what have you got?"
"About two dollars and some loose change." Replies the man.
Lenin,Stalin and Gorbachev were riding on a train...
When it came to a halt,the engineer said,"Our engine has failed,What shall i do?"."Let the invincible spirit of the people pulls us on!" Lenin declared."Shoot the engineer!" offered Stalin.And Gorbachev suggested, "Close the shades and we can pretend we're moving forward."
What do you say to a motivated ghost?
That's the spirit!
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are discussing where to holiday...
The Holy Spirit, predictably, suggests Las Vegas, but God says he feels like a change this year.
God suggests Jerusalem, but Jesus vetoes - not after last time...
Jesus suggests The Vatican City. "Sounds good to me." says God. " Yeah I'd like that," says the Holy Spirit, "I've never been."
The very spiritual Gandhi walked everywhere, leaving him with impressive calluses. And he ate very little, which made him rather frail. His odd diet also plagued him with bad breath. I guess you could say.....
That he was a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
How do you encourage a bartender?
"That's the spirit!"
How do you discourage a bartender?
Boos.
Local Drowning
A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented "He was too far out, man."
Did you hear about the mathematician ghost?
"No"
Well, Its the spirit that counts.
My friend doesn't like being called Squidward.
He told me, "But I hate SpongeBob..."
I said, "That's the spirit!"
A ghost says to his ghostfriend..
"I don't think I'm gonna enter the next ghost-race.."
"Why not?" Asked the ghost-friend.
"Because I've lost every other one!" He cries sullenly.
"I believe in you, so enter the next ghost-race!"
"..Yeah. Yeah! I **can** do this!" Cried the ghost, filled with motivation.
Smug, the ghost friend said;
"That's the spirit!"
I asked my wife if she was up for a game of r**...
She said no
I said that's the spirit
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to take part in a r**... fantasy
She screamed NO!!
I said thats the spirit
Wanna hear a story about a ghost?
That's the spirit.
Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...
Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.
An old h**... joke
Some time ago, a medium contacted h**...'s spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what h**... had to say.
"Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs".
"Why the two dogs?" the medium replied.
"See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?
Try to neghostiate.
What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
A father dies and in order to be at his daughter's wedding he possesses a bottle of v**... from the kitchen.
At least he was with them in spirit.
For the valentines spirit
Roses are red violets are blue I am pregnant but it is not from you
Two guys in a communal shower...
Guy1: You wanna play the r**... game?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: That's the spirit!!
Guy: "Ever had a r**... fantasy?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "That's the spirit"
Liquor store closed down and now a church moved into the building.
Seems like a different spirit around there!
One day in 1960's China...
Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"
I always considered myself a Canadian American in spirit
I apologize when I enter an empty room in case the NSA is listening.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Remember that scene from A Christmas Story where the people at the Chinese restaurant were singing "Fa ra ra ra raaa..."?
They were really filled with that no-L spirit.
I asked my girlfriend to play a r**... fantasy role-play.
She said "No!" So, I said "That's the spirit!"
I asked my wife if she wanted to play the r**... game.
"No. Never." she squealed.
I grinned at her and replied, "That's the spirit!"
That's the spirit
A pastor goes to the local farmers market
There a boy is selling dam fish
The boy tells the pastor to buy some of his dam fish. The pastor calls him out on his language, but the boy explains that he caught the fish at the local dam. The pastor buys some me and goes home. When his family is having dinner he tells his wife to pass the dam fish. His son says that's the spirit dad now pass the fu!!ing potatoes.
Last night I asked my wife if she would like to roleplay r**...
"No", she replied.
"That's the spirit"
Just realized I used my old spirit week shirt from school as a fap rag.
It was my Homecumming shirt
I got my kid baptized yesterday
Priest: Do you believe in the Holy Spirit and the holy Catholic church?
Me: I do.
Priest: Do you believe in the communion of saints and the forgiveness of sins?
Me: I do.
Priest: Do you believe in the resurrection of the body and life everlasting?
Me: I do
Priest: Do you hereby indemnify and hold harmless the Catholic church for any s**... misconduct to you and your family for ever and ever amen?
Me: I do--- wait! Hold on!
Priest: Too late! You said it!
What do you call the spirit of a dead chicken?
A poultrygeist.
I tried to teach a ghost addition. Despite its efforts, in the end, it could only add 1 at a time.
I was disappointed, but I guess it's the spirit that counts.
You guys wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
That's the spirit.
I'm going to teach you how to speak Irish in the spirit of diversity.
Say, "Whale oil beef hooked" quickly.
Bonus: for Australian say, "Good eye might."
Oh, so you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
That's the spirit
I went to a spiritual healer last night... what a load of rubbish
Even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out
Tried to snap pics of a ghost with my phone but they came out dark
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak
What do you say when you see a stunned ghost buster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
A new and easy test for COVID-19
Take a glass and pour your favourite spirit, then see if you can smell it.
If you can then you are halfway there.
Then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.
I tested myself nine times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.
I will have to test myself again today, as I have a headache, which can also be one of the symptoms!!!
Watching Queen's Gambit really put me in the holiday spirit. Especially the scene where the player are in the hotel lobby bragging about the matches they won
I love chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
What do you call a dead crackhead?
A methylated spirit.
Happy NY!
I had to call a psychic to my house due to strange sightings of a chicken's spirit haunting my home.
He called it a poultrygeist.
I found a ghost who wanted to pose for a photo for me! Unfortunately, it came out horribly underexposed.
The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.
In the spirit of St. p**...'s...What's Irish and stays out all night?
p**... O'Furniture
Derby winner Medina Spirit turned down an invite to Mira Lago...
...saying if he wanted to see a horse's a**... he would have come in second.
A lady suspects her house is haunted and converts it into a tavern...
She was possessed by the entrepreneurial spirit.
medina spirit was disqualified for a second failed drug test
experts described the horse's u**... sample as "funky, cold"
My dad returned from my grandmas house as a ghost
Dad: Christianity is real, and i'm the new god!
Me: wait, why are you dead?
Dad: some r**... blasted me with his shotgun on my way home!
Me: and how are you the new god?
Dad: i'm a father, son, and a holey spirit
Do you like jokes about Ghosts?, Yes?
That's the spirit!
Last week I told a therapist that I was trying to overcome my fear of ghosts.
His answer left me scared since then.
"That's the spirit."
When my spirit feels weak, I turn to the fourth book of the Bible.
After all, there's strength in Numbers.
To cope with stress you either need to have a strong spirit...
...or strong spirits
How is a joke like an animal?
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Because just like when you take apart an animal to see how it works, it obviously can't be alive anymore, by the same logic, picking apart the inner workings of a joke by over-explaining the punchline is going to kill the humorous spirit it carries; it would be ridiculous to expect a cat with its stomach contents spread out across a table to get up and catch a rat, and it would be similarly unfathomable to expect a joke with its punchline spelled out over a dozen lines of text to still produce a guffaw. How anyone...
What's a h**... spirit animal?
c**...
There was once a blind finn, deaf dane and a swede, who was in a wheelchair.
They found a bottle whose spirit promised everyone a wish.
The finn wished first, and soon yelled: I CAN SEE I CAN SEE!
then the dane wished, and soon yelled: I CAN HEAR I CAN HEAR!
Then the swede wished, and soon he yelled: NEW TIRES NEW TIRES!
What's the difference between Elvis and a millennial's spirit?
Some people still think Elvis is alive
Want to hear a pun about ghosts? Excellent!
That's the spirit!
Local retailers have stopped selling Russian Standard v**....
That's the spirit!
Getting spiritual at the bar
A guy walks into a bar and notices a framed picture of a cat hanging behind the bar. "What happened to the picture of Buddha you used to have hanging back there?" he asks the bartender. The bartender replies, "That was Zen, this is Meow."
A spiritualist who'd recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly…..
she'd just received a message from her dead husband - asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes.
"The only thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send them."
"Why not?" asked her friend.
"Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven - but I can't imagine he'd be in h**...."
"Hm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't bring this up, but. . . he didn't mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?"
What did the spiritual race car driver say to his mother?
I have good car, ma!
Where do spirits buy food?
The ghostery store
When one door closes...
A Spirit Halloween store opens.
God the Father, the Son, and Holy Spirit are going on vacation...
God the Father says "Let's vacation in Israel".
God the Son, Jesus, says "Too many bad memories there. Let's vacation in Berkeley."
God the Father says "I'm not into the Mother God, hippy v**...."
The Holy Spirit says "I know, let's go to Rome and visit The Vatican"
God the Father and Son ask - "Why?"
The Holy Spirit shrugs and replies "I've just never been there."
