The Best 7 Spiral Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spiral jokes. There are some spiral swirl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spiral helix puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spiral Jokes and Puns

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

I saw the bartender pull a beer from a lever in the shape of a helix.

I asked him what beer that was and he said, "This is Spiral Tap."

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

My friend crashed his plane recently

his life has been heading in a downward spiral.


Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The landlord scowls at one of them and says:

"Out. You're barred!"

Im on a downward spiral of jerking off

centripetally that is

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spiral vortex jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spiral twirl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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