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Spiral Jokes

7 spiral jokes and hilarious spiral puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spiral that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Laughter Spiral Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What is a good spiral joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

I saw the bartender pull a beer from a lever in the shape of a helix.

I asked him what beer that was and he said, "This is Spiral Tap."

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

My friend crashed his plane recently

his life has been heading in a downward spiral.

Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The landlord scowls at one of them and says:

"Out. You're barred!"

Im on a downward spiral of jerking off

centripetally that is


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