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- How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. - How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for fox News to spin it. - How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
- How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
- How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb? 14,000.
1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house. - How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
- In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours. They got bored though, so they called it a day
- Ninja Joke Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
Shuriken. - How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5
1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder. - My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought.
What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?
A Ferris wheel.
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- I love the way the Earth spins on its axis. it always makes my day.
- If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?
- How do you get the Asian out of a China man? Spin him around until he's disoriented.
- If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented.
- What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies? A rotisserie chicken
- If you spin an Asian man around really really fast... Does he become a disoriental?
- What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
- What do you call it when everyone spins round once? A communist revolution.
- If there's no God... ...then who spins the plate in microwave?
- What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
- Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies.
- I really like how the earth spins It really makes my day
- I always found the movie "The Exorcist" confusing... It made my head spin.
- Did you hear about the Spanish Star Wars spin-off? It's about the chosen Juan.
- What's green and red, and spins at 1,000 RPM? A frog in a blender.
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What funny jokes about spins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spinach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spins pranks.
Husband takes his wife to a disco.
Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."
Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he's still celebrating!!"
My spinster aunt thinks that statue of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.
...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.
Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?"
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog.
He then picks up the dog by it's tail and spins it around over his head. The bartender exclaims "What on earth are you doing?!" The blind man replies "Oh, I'm just looking around."
How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the lightbulb in place and one to drink until the room spins.
Blind man walks into a store
He grabs his guide dog by the tail and lifts it into the air then spins it around his head.
Setting the dog back on the floor he turns to leave. The manager stops him and asks Can I Help You? …. Nope, I'm just looking around.
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
A group of lads go out for a night and then go to a cowboy themed bar.
When they go in they see that the bar has installed a spinning bull. They all have a go and the bull spins them around and they all fall off within 30 seconds.Up steps p**... and he jumps on the bull and he stays on for 10 minutes before falling off . The rest of the lads ask how he managed to stay on for so long and he replies
"my wifes epileptic"
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Two kinda oldish guys visit a casino...
And they arrive at the Roulette table. "Hey, what number should we bet on?" "I dunno. How often do you have s**... in a week?" "12 times." "AWESOME! Me too! Let's bet on 12!".
The ball spins around and around and finally settles on the Zero.
Moral: Be honest.
Picture this: you go to a urologist's office, and along with all their other patients, you contribute a u**... sample. The doctor puts everyone's sample bottles in a little machine that spins them around really fast. Congratulations! You've just...
visualized whirled pees.
How many Irish men does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he has to be drunk so the room spins around while he holds the lightbulb.
If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...
Would he have died for our spins?
My two favorite "screw in a lightbulb" jokes
**How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
21. 1 to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins.
**How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
Just Juan.
A man goes to buy a clock.
He's browsing in the clock shop. Suddenly he hears a little voice "Get digital you probably can't read analogue."
Startled, he looks around. Nobody is there.
A few minutes later, he hears another little voice "Your shoes belong in a museum!"
He spins around. Noone there.
As he walks on, he hears another little voice "Your face looks like a baked potato."
He looks around but nobody is near him.
He storms over to the store manager.
"What's going on, who keeps insulting me?"
The manager apologises
"I'm sorry. It's the wind- up watches."
A blind man comes into a store.
He takes his guide dog by the tail and spins it over the head. The saleswoman asks: "Can i help you Sir?" "No thank you", the man replies, "ill just have a look around."
I love the way the Earth spins
It really makes my day.
Life is like a fidget spinner
Just spins endlessly without anything fun happening
I was in a casino last night and had a few spins on the roulette wheel...
Before the manager told me to get off...
What's it called when a cremated person spins in their grave?
A t-urn-ado.
How many m**...-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?
A *rotato*...
Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken?
They like the way the meat spins
