The Best 31 Spins Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spins jokes. There are some spins swirl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spins obeys puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spins Jokes and Puns
How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the lightbulb in place and one to drink until the room spins.
How many Irish men does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he has to be drunk so the room spins around while he holds the lightbulb.
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog.
He then picks up the dog by it's tail and spins it around over his head. The bartender exclaims "What on earth are you doing?!" The blind man replies "Oh, I'm just looking around."
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
My 5 year old's original joke
My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought.
What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?
A Ferris wheel.
My two favorite "screw in a lightbulb" jokes
**How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
21. 1 to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins.
**How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
Just Juan.
Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken?
They like the way the meat spins
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?
A *rotato*...
What is empty and spins round and round?
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
What's it called when a cremated person spins in their grave?
A t-urn-ado.
What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?
A rotisserie chicken
I love the way the Earth spins
It really makes my day.
Husband takes his wife to a disco.
Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."
Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he's still celebrating!!"
I love the way the Earth spins on its axis.
it always makes my day.
Life is like a fidget spinner
Just spins endlessly without anything fun happening
If there's no God...
...then who spins the plate in microwave?
I was in a casino last night and had a few spins on the roulette wheel...
Before the manager told me to get off...
I really like how the earth spins
It really makes my day
A group of lads go out for a night and then go to a cowboy themed bar.
When they go in they see that the bar has installed a spinning bull. They all have a go and the bull spins them around and they all fall off within 30 seconds.Up steps paddy and he jumps on the bull and he stays on for 10 minutes before falling off . The rest of the lads ask how he managed to stay on for so long and he replies
"my wifes epileptic"
A blind man comes into a store.
He takes his guide dog by the tail and spins it over the head. The saleswoman asks: "Can i help you Sir?" "No thank you", the man replies, "ill just have a look around."
If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...
Would he have died for our spins?
Two kinda oldish guys visit a casino...
And they arrive at the Roulette table. "Hey, what number should we bet on?" "I dunno. How often do you have sex in a week?" "12 times." "AWESOME! Me too! Let's bet on 12!".
The ball spins around and around and finally settles on the Zero.
Moral: Be honest.
In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.
Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?"
My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.
...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
A man goes to buy a clock.
He's browsing in the clock shop. Suddenly he hears a little voice "Get digital you probably can't read analogue."
Startled, he looks around. Nobody is there.
A few minutes later, he hears another little voice "Your shoes belong in a museum!"
He spins around. Noone there.
As he walks on, he hears another little voice "Your face looks like a baked potato."
He looks around but nobody is near him.
He storms over to the store manager.
"What's going on, who keeps insulting me?"
The manager apologises
"I'm sorry. It's the wind- up watches."
What's green and red, and spins at 1,000 RPM?
A frog in a blender.
Picture this: you go to a urologist's office, and along with all their other patients, you contribute a urine sample. The doctor puts everyone's sample bottles in a little machine that spins them around really fast. Congratulations! You've just...
visualized whirled pees.
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