Spinning Jokes
66 spinning jokes and hilarious spinning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spinning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article delves into the art of spinning a joke to make it even funnier. Learn tips and tricks on how to use a spinning wheel of yarn, flips and gongs to create successful comedic moments. Discover how to turn an ordinary joke into something truly unique and hilarious.
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Funniest Spinning Short Jokes
Short spinning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spinning humour may include short spins jokes also.
- How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. - How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for fox News to spin it. - How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
- How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
- How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb? 14,000.
1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house. - How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
- In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours. They got bored though, so they called it a day
- Ninja Joke Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
Shuriken. - How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5
1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder. - My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought.
What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?
A Ferris wheel.
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Spinning One Liners
Which spinning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spinning? I can suggest the ones about spin you and cycling.
- I love the way the Earth spins on its axis. it always makes my day.
- If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?
- How do you get the Asian out of a China man? Spin him around until he's disoriented.
- If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented.
- What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies? A rotisserie chicken
- If you spin an Asian man around really really fast... Does he become a disoriental?
- What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
- What do you call it when everyone spins round once? A communist revolution.
- If there's no God... ...then who spins the plate in microwave?
- What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
- Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies.
- I really like how the earth spins It really makes my day
- I always found the movie "The Exorcist" confusing... It made my head spin.
- Did you hear about the Spanish Star Wars spin-off? It's about the chosen Juan.
- What's green and red, and spins at 1,000 RPM? A frog in a blender.
Spinning Wheel Jokes
Here is a list of funny spinning wheel jokes and even better spinning wheel puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Picked up my new rug from Ikea! It's just a sheep and a spinning wheel
- I was in a casino last night and had a few spins on the roulette wheel... Before the manager told me to get off...
- President Trumps presidency is like a mule with a spinning wheel. Nobody knows how he got and danged if he knows how to use it.
- I saw an ad about this tractor which wheels can spin 180 degrees without it moving. I guess you can call it a.. pro tractor
- Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Comical & Quirky Spinning Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about spinning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spinning pranks.
How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the lightbulb in place and one to drink until the room spins.
Depressed race car mechanic.
Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog.
He then picks up the dog by it's tail and spins it around over his head. The bartender exclaims "What on earth are you doing?!" The blind man replies "Oh, I'm just looking around."
So I tried using one of those date r**... drugs the other night...
It turns out its really hard to r**... a girl when you're drooling on the floor the room is spinning.
So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a s**... video?
It must be a prequel spin off.
A daughter is seemingly possessed by a d**......
Her mother frantically calls their priest, requesting an exorcism. She describes the details "She has been spinning about wildly, climbing on the walls, running on the ceiling.. moving about non-stop!" The priest replies "I don't know what you want me to do. Sounds like she's already exercising plenty!"
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
Wheel of Nostradamus
A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.
"Only five dollars per spin, sir."
Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replied:
"I'm trying to turn a prophet here!"
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time?
They become disoriented.
My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people
And My Korean friend screams "Hit the Blakes" & I'm like "I can't be that selective"
If my grandmother knew how much money i spent on her f**...
She'd be spinning in her ditch
Husband takes his wife to a disco.
Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."
Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he's still celebrating!!"
A propeller is a big fan
A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.
A group of lads go out for a night and then go to a cowboy themed bar.
When they go in they see that the bar has installed a spinning bull. They all have a go and the bull spins them around and they all fall off within 30 seconds.Up steps p**... and he jumps on the bull and he stays on for 10 minutes before falling off . The rest of the lads ask how he managed to stay on for so long and he replies
"my wifes epileptic"
My parents spin a world globe and randomly point out their next vacation destination.
That's how they drowned.
In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.
Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?"
My wife made up this joke in a dream and woke herself up laughing...
Q: How do you tell the difference between a Golder Retriever and a Dalmatian?
A: You get down on the floor and spin them around real fast. One of them is yellow and the other one is gray.
When I put my shoes on earlier I suddenly felt very ill and drowsy and the room started spinning
I think they might have been laced with something
After a night out on the town, a Jewish couple is taking a cab home.
When they arrive, the cabbie says, "That'll be $46, please."
The husband gives him a $50 bill and waits.
"I'm sorry, but I don't have change to give you." says the cabbie.
The husband says, "No worries, you can take us for a spin around the block a couple of times."
Why don't more men take spinning classes?
Because guys don't want to be a around a bunch of women on their cycle.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to get drunk enough to make the room spin around.
Picture this: you go to a urologist's office, and along with all their other patients, you contribute a u**... sample. The doctor puts everyone's sample bottles in a little machine that spins them around really fast. Congratulations! You've just...
visualized whirled pees.
A guy sits down in a bar and orders drink after drink.
Is everything okay, pal? asks the bartender.
My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month he replied.
Trying to put a positive spin on it, the barman says well maybe see it as a good thing? You know, some peace and quiet?
Yeah, but today is the last day
Blind man walks into a store
He grabs his guide dog by the tail and lifts it into the air then spins it around his head.
Setting the dog back on the floor he turns to leave. The manager stops him and asks Can I Help You? …. Nope, I'm just looking around.
